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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2009, 09:42:58 PM »
that starts a mad scientists giant robot he was building to hold the city hostage prematurely, the robot busts out of his restraints and runs down the street and hits a ...

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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2009, 05:06:41 AM »
Electricity pylon, which sways precariously sending a massive surge towards a nearby office block which causes....


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2009, 08:40:13 PM »
Now you see that evil will always triumph ... because good is dumb.


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2009, 09:07:22 AM »
.......the open car window of george lucas causing him to spin precariously out of control and smash head-on into a......
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #49 on: April 04, 2009, 11:01:33 AM »
large replica of the Starship Enterprise, which is en route to a Star Trek exhibit in Pasadena. The collision launches the replica skyward sending it sailing past...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2009, 01:42:05 PM »
the GoodYear blimp carrying none other than Tournament of Roses Parade Grand Marshall Gavin McCloud. Seeing the Enterprise startles him enough to drop his...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2009, 01:50:55 PM »
.. bong, which was loaded with thaistick.  Hallucinations began, and shouted in anger at Mickey Mouse while throwing the bong ...
Now you see that evil will always triumph ... because good is dumb.


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2009, 10:26:12 PM »
into the sea below.  Captain Kirk thinks about diving into the sea after Mr. McCloud's prize possession, but Spock convinces him it would be logical to do so, besides they are looking for whales and clearly there are none in this sea.  The should continue their search elsewhere.

The bong tosses and turns in the current.  Countless schools of fish surround it, trying to figure what this strange device is.  Coincidentally, a few fish end up dead in the following weeks and one fisherman's wife lost track of an entire after eating her husband's catch.  McCloud must have gotten the good stuff!

What seemed like days past with the bong floating aimlessly at sea when a cruise ship carrying a Disney Cruise came by.  Almost mockingly, Mickey Mouse at the helm.  If only McCloud could see me now, thought the bong.  As it was thinking this, a strong current from the cruise liner sent the bong hurtling towards a pelican that caught the bong in his mouth.

The pelican flew towards the shore and dropped the bong hard on the dock, loosing a nail in a board and sending the nail flying into the sky.
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2009, 02:56:57 PM »
.at an incredible height and ricochets off of the wing of a boeing 707and rocketing back to earth at near super-sonic speed stopping only after it had pierced several......
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2009, 08:43:25 PM »
birds. The dead birds then plummet and land directly on top of an Alfred Hitchcock impersonator, who then


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2009, 06:14:55 PM »
.. impersonates Alfred Hitchcock, sticking his massive gut out and talking like an ass.  During his condescending speech to the audience, he notes a small child is not paying attention.  Much like the real Alfred Hitchock, he goes into a blind rage, and throws the small child ...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2009, 06:37:40 PM »
into the furnace that heats the mysterious factory....as we all know (so this reporter will not have to tell you) child fuel, or "KIDLING" (as it is known by horrible people)  is the hottest thing you can burn. The sudden incredible heat caused the factory expand, cracking the foundation and all of the pavement around it.  The south side sidewalk started to crack so badly, it made its way to a parking lot and swallowed two............


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2009, 09:50:37 AM »
aspirin. After a while its headache settled down. Unfortunately Tom Cruise was watching the whole thing. The use of medicinal drugs drove him into such a rage that began jumping on every couch he could find. He might have gone on forever except the next couch jumped on belonged to...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2009, 04:57:29 PM »
.. Rush Limbaugh.  Rush despises dirty liberals, and this was no exception.  With all the fury of anti-lib, he picked up Tom Cruise and tossed him through a wall and into ...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2009, 05:39:32 PM »
...Sean Hannity's safe room. Their eyes locked in a stare, a deep, lustful stare. Their bodies, moving almost independently, collided in a fit of passion. Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that...