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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2009, 04:28:46 AM »
Damnit I wanted the Helen Mirren challenge! And I concur with your choices whole heatedly.

Er ok

Marry Lou, for the conversation
Screw Sly because with those HGH shots he'll have tons of energy.
Kill the gropenator because his Skelator and HeMan marriage creeps me out.

OK so aged men who used to be pretty:

Robert Plant


Mick Jagger


Paul McCartney


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2009, 08:15:29 AM »

I'd marry McCartney and live on his island.
I'd screw Robert Plant and take him (without the use of a stairway) to heaven
Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones have never done anything for me.  BLAM!

Blank-faced pretty boys round!

Josh Hartnett:


Channing Tatum:


Paul Walker:


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2009, 08:50:28 AM »
Marry: Paul, because at least he attempts to branch out from his pretty boy status. Plus he probably has the most money.
Screw: Josh. And the only reason for that is below...
Kill: Channing. You and your weird name can go to hell because you do nothing for me.

Next up: The Deadwood Round

Seth Bullock


Al Swearingen


Wild Bill Hickok


The Good, the Bad, the "I'll kick you're ass if you don't give me the corner seat."
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2009, 09:31:10 AM »
Marry: Paul, because at least he attempts to branch out from his pretty boy status. Plus he probably has the most money.
Screw: Josh. And the only reason for that is below...
Kill: Channing. You and your weird name can go to hell because you do nothing for me.

Next up: The Deadwood Round

Seth Bullock


Al Swearingen


Wild Bill Hickok


The Good, the Bad, the "I'll kick you're ass if you don't give me the corner seat."

Aww.   :-[  But don't you wanna listen to the thunder? 
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2009, 04:03:17 PM »
Aww.   :-[  But don't you wanna listen to the thunder? 

Eh?
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2009, 04:23:48 PM »
Aww.   :-[  But don't you wanna listen to the thunder? 

Eh?

oh nothing.  Just me being silly.  It's my favorite Hickock line from the show.  He says it to Alma.  We named our cat Fat Thunder after it.
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2009, 05:28:43 PM »
Aww.   :-[  But don't you wanna listen to the thunder? 

Eh?

oh nothing.  Just me being silly.  It's my favorite Hickock line from the show.  He says it to Alma.  We named our cat Fat Thunder after it.

Ha ha, I'm only about seven episodes in to the series...hence why I've been in a Deadwood/Ian McShane mood lately.
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2009, 05:46:09 PM »
it's interesting how many guys are being posted on this thread lol ;P


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2009, 05:51:55 PM »

Here's one for the guys...

Buffy



Veronica



Faith



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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2009, 06:11:09 PM »
It might seem like a hard choice at first, but I have no reservations with this one:

I'd marry Veronica Mars.  She's so cute and quirky, that she'd be a lot of fun.
I'd screw Faith and be in fear for my life the entire time.
I'd kill Buffy because, well, she recovers quite well from death usually.  :)

I'll let the chicks ride so other people can lust over them.


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2009, 12:04:16 AM »
I'd kill Buffy because, well, she recovers quite well from death usually.  :)

...and your intentions would be to set her up w/ me after she defeats death for a third time, right basehart?  :)

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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2009, 10:19:03 AM »
I'd kill Buffy because, well, she recovers quite well from death usually.  :)

...and your intentions would be to set her up w/ me after she defeats death for a third time, right basehart?  :)

nope, she's mine RAD all mine!


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2009, 02:14:31 PM »
The late night talk show round!

Marry, screw or kill....

Conan O'Brien


Craig Ferguson


David Letterman
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2009, 10:15:06 AM »
Marry: Conan.  Not sure why.  I think it's the hair.  And the fact that he's probably as neurotic as I am.
Screw: Craig Ferguson, because I like Scotsmen.
Kill: David Letterman.  You've had a good run, Dave.  But it's time for you to die.
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2009, 04:02:22 PM »

Be it BBQ didn't list three candidates to Marry, Screw, or Kill...I nominate the following:

Tripe



RVR



and

Edward Cullen



"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Einstein