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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2011, 08:21:10 PM »


Marry: Dr. Mrs. The Monarch (From what I've seen, she cracks me up, and she's kinda hot)
Screw: Molotov Cocktease (I'm sure it would be interesting)
Kill: Sally Impossible (I was never a Fantastic Four fan to begin with)

Next round! The three stages of Catwoman, circa the sixties...

Newmar



Merriweather



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Kitt




Meow!

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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2011, 09:57:58 PM »
Ouch.  Ok.

Marry:  Merriweather
Screw:  Newmar
Kill:  Kitt

Honestly...the names match.  Not my generation.  But I LOVE the pointiness! 

Ok here's a toughie:

Eleanor Abernathy AKA Crazy Cat Lady:


Agnes Skinner


Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Anderson-Simpson-D'Amico



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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2011, 12:16:56 PM »
Is kill myself an option?

OK, I guess it would have to be the following.

Marry: Agnes Skinner


Because as horrible as she is, she doesn't smell like cat urine or murder my lungs.  My will to live might die though, but I think that I could bond with Skinner.

Screw:
Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Anderson-Simpson-D'Amico
Ugly?  Yes.  But I only have to do it once and then I can escape.  All present trauma and at least this one might make the other half feel better.

Kill:
Eleanor Abernathy AKA Crazy Cat Lady:


She's less deserving of death than Agnes, but I will not marry or screw something that smell like cat urine.
Now if it was young Eleanor Abernathy...


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2011, 05:00:37 PM »
 :D Great picture for Forrester.



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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2011, 10:45:16 PM »
Wait, do the bots come with Mike and/or Joel, as sort of a package deal? Because that could complicate things.

Anyhow:

Marry: Joel, because he seems like such a sweet and honest guy.
Screw: Forrester, because I bet he's into the weird stuff.
Kill: Mike, because he HASN'T RIFFED SUPER MARIO BROS YET!!!  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

Next:
MGS4 edition!

1. Scarlett Chorvat, aka Screaming Mantis
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2. Mieko Rye, aka Crying Wolf

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3. Yumi Kikuchi, aka Raging Raven
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(There are technically four members to the Beauty and the Beast unit, but I did not include Lyndall Jarvis, aka Laughing Octopus...
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...for a few jealous reasons  :) )
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2011, 04:01:04 PM »
Hmm... I never played that one, so I guess this is going to be superficial

Marry: Crying Wolf
Screw Scream Mantis (though I don't want her to eat my head)
Kill: Raging Raven


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2011, 04:17:39 PM »
Oh like this is even difficult.

Marry: Talia, I love Talia.
Screw: Ivy, girls who are really close to nature are sexy but maybe only for a while *
Kill; Harley, I know she's super beloved but I mostly find her annoying.

*actually if it was a choice between Ivy and Talia, I might give polygamy some thought.  ;)
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2011, 01:49:54 PM »
Marry:

It probably wouldn't work out since I wouldn't be abusive enough for her, but you got to admire someone who knows how to have fun.
Screw:

Of course, this will probably end up with me dead, but I can imagine it isn't good (plus, if I die, I wouldn't have the rash that most people get when they rub up against poison ivy.
Kill:

I was thinking of marry, but I really don't like the way she raised her kid


What about this?
King Arthur

Sir Robin

Sir Galahad


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2011, 09:33:10 PM »
Marry: King Arthur (haven't you always wanted to be royalty?)
Screw: Sir Galahad (soil that white army!)
Kill: Brave Sir Robin (he was not afraid to die...)


Next:
Queen Victoria
Queen Elizabeth
Queen Isabella (of Spain)


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #54 on: February 25, 2012, 06:37:13 PM »
Keep in mind, I get my Queens Mixed up.  Which one has Freddy Mercury?

Screw: Queen Isabella (of Spain)  Got to love that hot latina love.  What's that?  Historical figures are by no means subject to follow my racial stereotyping?  But that's all I have.
Marry:  Queen Elizabeth I think she was a good queen.
Kill: Queen Victoria.  Have you seen how depressing Victorian England is in moving.  That's right, I'm blaming her for the industrial revolution.

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Tom Servo
Crow T Robot
Gypsy


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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #55 on: February 25, 2012, 06:42:25 PM »
Marry: Gypsy. She would keep my systems in order.

Screw: Tom Servo. He's got the cutest little skirt. He would feel a sensation altogether new to him. And he will LOVE it!

Kill: Crow. I have to kill him before he kills me.


Marry, screw or kill:
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Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2013, 12:24:10 PM »
Marry: Venkman - he'd be a blast growing old with.
Screw: Spengler - b/c he's not Aykroyd
Kill: Stantz - Nothing but Trouble, seriously?

A Justified- centric MSK:

Ava



Rachel



Winona




Edit: I had to find another photo of Rachel.



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