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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #195 on: March 09, 2009, 04:23:45 PM »
Thank you, thank you I'll be doing intellectually obscure referential allusions all week.

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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #196 on: March 09, 2009, 04:53:04 PM »
1. Super-Speed
2. Flight
3. Power to Heal Others
4. Super-Strength
5. Teleportation
6. Telekinesis
7. Super-Intelligence
8. Super-Agility   
9. Probability Manipulation
10. Immortality
11. Photographic reflexes
12. Super-Accuracy
13. Telepathy
14. Elasticity
15. Omnlingual
16. Shapeshifting
17. Underwater breathing
18. Photokinesis
19. Phasing
20. Super-Stamina
21. Invisibility
22. Audiokinesis
23. Time Travel
24. Growing Ability
25. Empathy


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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #197 on: March 09, 2009, 05:58:51 PM »
Here's my list.  According to the vote-getters, I'd be an awesome superhero/villan (if not a bit pervy based on y'all's comments).  ;D


15.  Control animals
16.  Control Weather
17.  Crack-shot (never miss)
18.  Mind-Control
19.  Elastic body
20.  Time-travel
21.  Time-Control
22.  Alchemy

23.  Rise from the dead


I'm glad I did so well...but kinda wish I'd put more "silly" powers in there, too.
You're such a survivalist gun nut.
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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #198 on: March 09, 2009, 06:04:16 PM »
Yeah, L, you were 23/25.  In terms of complete list you were got the most of your list on there.  But Pezdrake had a list of 22 and got all of them on there.


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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #199 on: March 09, 2009, 06:08:49 PM »
1.  Immortality
2.  Invisibility
3.  Flight
4.  X-ray vision

So you want to be a flying, peeping perv forever?


[/b]19.  Elastic body[/b]


And
I knew that would be on there.

Where are you located? Missouri. Damn!



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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #200 on: March 10, 2009, 06:11:08 AM »
here's mine:

1. Flight
2. Super Strength
3. Superman eye lasers
4. Super Speed
5. Invulnerability
6. Enhanced senses - vision, smell, etc.
7.Astral Projection
8. Invisibility
9. The Power To Herd Cats
10. X-Ray Vision
11. Intangibility
12. Making Light Constructs - like Quasar or the Green Lanterns
13. Plant Manipulation/Control
14. Pyrokinesis
15. Personal Force Field
16. Teleportation
17. Telekinesis
18. Animal Control
19. Telepathy
20. Enhanced Reflexes
21. Enhanced Healing
22. Prehensile Hair
23. Hydrokinesis
24. Breathing Underwater
25. Whatever The Heck Speedball Has/Bouncing Around Powers

I felt it was necessary to separate cat herding and animal control because you can only contain them.  There's no controlling cats.

Thanks, JU for actually saving my list.  Bonehead that I am, I forgot to save a copy for myself.
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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #201 on: March 10, 2009, 06:44:45 AM »
1.  Immortality2.  Invisibility3.  Flight4.  X-ray vision
So you want to be a flying, peeping perv forever?
[/b]19.  Elastic body[/b]
And
I knew that would be on there.Where are you located? Missouri. Damn!
My reputation is....um....well....*blush*  ;D ;D ;D
You're such a survivalist gun nut.
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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #202 on: March 10, 2009, 10:49:12 AM »
1.  Immortality2.  Invisibility3.  Flight4.  X-ray vision
So you want to be a flying, peeping perv forever?
[/b]19.  Elastic body[/b]
And
I knew that would be on there.Where are you located? Missouri. Damn!
My reputation is....um....well....*blush*  ;D ;D ;D

he's experiencing a profound state of misery now ;)


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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #203 on: March 10, 2009, 11:59:48 AM »
1.  Immortality2.  Invisibility3.  Flight4.  X-ray vision
So you want to be a flying, peeping perv forever?
[/b]19.  Elastic body[/b]
And
I knew that would be on there.Where are you located? Missouri. Damn!
My reputation is....um....well....*blush*  ;D ;D ;D

he's experiencing a profound state of misery now ;)
Missouri...misery....LOL  Yeah, it's an old joke.  :)
You're such a survivalist gun nut.
Only the good die young...but most people are morally ambiguous which explains our random dying patterns. -- Tom Servo


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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #204 on: March 10, 2009, 12:18:26 PM »
<bows> i was expecting a slap to the back of my head, but your response is better, lol


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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #205 on: March 10, 2009, 12:23:05 PM »
my list:

1.Flight
2.Telekinesis
3.Healing Factor
4.Omnilingual (No every language or can understand/speak any language that is heard)
5.Immortality/Eternal Youth (growing only to age of thirty and not aging past that)
6.Wall Crawling
7.Cryokinesis (Form things out of ice like Iceman)
8.Shapeshifting
9.Biokinesis
10.Optional Breathing
11.Super Senses
12.Minor Precognition (i.e. Spidy Sense)
13.Weather Control
14.Intangibility
15.X-Ray Vision
16.Invisibility
17.Super Strength
18.Super Speed

19.Spatial Teleportation
20.Photokinesis
21.Interdimensional Teleportation (Like Sliders but controlled)
22.Telepathy
23.ESP
24.Green Thumb (Make plants grow at a controlled accelerated rate)
25.Multiple Orgasms with single touch





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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #206 on: March 10, 2009, 12:55:57 PM »
Oops.  Though it doesn't effect the order, I think I forgot to count "green thumb".  That would have put the point count up to 55, nipping on the heals of mind control (I'll change that soon)

I think I counted "minor precognition" seperately, because I like Spidey sense and I don't think of it the same way as seeing the future.  Spidey sense was almost on my list, but thinks got moved around.

There were powers I had a hard time categorizing.  No fault of the players, just the nature of that particular game.  I felt it was my resposiblity to choose what counted as what, and I hope you found it fair.

Some awards:

Dark Horse Award goes to Force Fields
.  It got four votes, but all were fairly low.
The Most Popular Award, which is no surprise went to Flight.  Keep in mind most popular is not based on most points but most lists appeared in.
Least Popular Award is a tie between the ability to eat anything and Turkey Volume Guessing
Person with finger on the pulse of the people Award is a tie between LBeria and Flock of Rabid Sheep, who got 24/25, although if I had counted minor precognition as the same as precognition in general he would have got it.  Sorry.
The "I colour outside of the lines" Award (and that is not intended to be an insult) is TripeHoundRedux for his original ideas (with some making the list that even he didn't expect).
The Most Descriptive Award goes to PezDrake who decided to give me commentary for all of his choices.

Runners-Up:
51. Gravity Control
52. Blowing Things up with your mind
53. Animal Control
54. Pictomancy
55. Probability Manipulation


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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #207 on: March 10, 2009, 01:01:49 PM »
Not trying to disparage yours, but Tripe was WAAAY out there and certainly not afraid to eschew the popular choices.  The only common choice he picked was elasticity.


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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #208 on: March 10, 2009, 01:02:54 PM »
I like having the awards at the end, actually depending on the list there's potential for other sorts of fun number crunching (kind of like the countdown I did before the number one spot last list, that sort of thing).

And I'd never take "I colour outside of the lines" the wrong way, I like thinking around the box.  :D


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Re: List of Crap 21: Top 52 Super-Powers!
« Reply #209 on: March 10, 2009, 05:35:16 PM »
I was a little peeved that my number seven didn't show up, I was quite pleased with that one.  :)