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Offline Sideswipe

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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2009, 08:18:56 PM »
They should have asked me to contribute to Transformers!

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2009, 05:21:05 AM »
Hey Bill, I updated the list.  There were some from a while back that weren't on there.

Great Conor, thank you.

And I'm guessing Conor isn't counted as a contributing writer, as he contributes on every one...

Exactly.  Conor writes on every Rifftrax, the poor devil. 

How comes he never gets in on the performance?  Camera shy?


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2009, 05:22:34 AM »
While we're on the subject of Rifftrax contributions, when will the winner of the iRiffs contest be announced?


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2009, 05:23:33 AM »
While we're on the subject of Rifftrax contributions, when will the winner of the iRiffs contest be announced?
They've said on more than one occasion that it will be in mid march sometime


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2009, 05:25:01 AM »
I'd like to know why I'm not credited on this list.  I write all the silences between the jokes!

Yeah, what's up with that?  While we're at it, you know all those times when Kevin uses the definite article "the" and the indefinite article "an"?  I wrote those.  Where's my name?


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2009, 06:19:35 AM »
I'd like to know why I'm not credited on this list.  I write all the silences between the jokes!

Yeah, what's up with that?  While we're at it, you know all those times when Kevin uses the definite article "the" and the indefinite article "an"?  I wrote those.  Where's my name?

We're getting gypped, Thrifty! I say that from now on, they can write their own bloody silences!


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2009, 07:24:04 AM »
I'd like to know why I'm not credited on this list.  I write all the silences between the jokes!

Yeah, what's up with that?  While we're at it, you know all those times when Kevin uses the definite article "the" and the indefinite article "an"?  I wrote those.  Where's my name?

We're getting gypped, Thrifty! I say that from now on, they can write their own bloody silences!

Seriously.  These hacks would probably pass out from lack of oxygen if not for your silences!


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2009, 07:48:57 AM »
I am sure your contributions were all the funny jokes on your Rifftrax.

Quite the opposite, actually.  Whenever a joke falls flat for you, you should shake your fist at the heavens and curse my name.

*Nice to meet you too* 

So you write all the Horatio Sans and Daddy Day Care jokes then?  It's a living.
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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2009, 01:24:03 PM »

Unfortunately, funny Blank Slates proved impossible to locate. Burn! Eat it Thomason!


I did eat it,  then digested it, and these comics came out (note that Blank Slate was co-created by Chris Hickman)








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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2009, 01:29:27 PM »
Sean Thomason also invented Thai Fusion cuisine and parachute pants.

Thanks for the recognition, Bill.  Now maybe they'll stop laughing me out of the Pants Academy.

So you write all the Horatio Sans and Daddy Day Care jokes then?  It's a living.

In fact I AM Horatio Sans.  Just trying to get my name out there. 

 


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2009, 01:47:14 PM »
Who are these 4?

Jake Feala -- TRANSFORMERS

Richard Hewett --  TRANSFORMERS

Greg Harrell-Edge --  TRANSFORMERS

Sam Miotke -- TRANSFORMERS

Also,  did't Stratton and Varney do the writing for Dirty Dancing? (And will they ever be back?)
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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2009, 02:59:15 PM »
Who are these 4?

Jake Feala -- TRANSFORMERS

Richard Hewett --  TRANSFORMERS

Greg Harrell-Edge --  TRANSFORMERS

Sam Miotke -- TRANSFORMERS

Also,  did't Stratton and Varney do the writing for Dirty Dancing? (And will they ever be back?)

The four Transformer writers are actually one collective being, sentient but not human, composed of cadmium.   

Alternative answer, closer to the truth but not there yet:  ask Conor.

Re Janet and Cole:  YES, they wrote Dirty Dancing.  There aren't yet many Rifftrax Presentses that don't have one of us regular clowns, but you can assume that when there is, it's written by the performers (with perhaps a review / edit by one of us, though not definitely) unless otherwise indicated.   Confounding enough for you?


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2009, 03:02:13 PM »
Well Bill, now you have no excuse not to include me for Transformers 2!

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2009, 03:29:27 PM »
Well Bill, now you have no excuse not to include me for Transformers 2!

If you're part of a hyperintelligent cadmium-being, you are IN.


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Re: Credits for Rifftrax contributing writers
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2009, 03:33:28 PM »
Well Bill, now you have no excuse not to include me for Transformers 2!

If you're part of a hyperintelligent cadmium-being, you are IN.

I wanna be part of the 'IN' club!! :'(