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[Fuzzy Necromancer]

No, you won't justify it to me, but you will make a snarky comment implying I'm a hypocrite, vis a vis, "So stealing and murder is okay, but raping a girl isn't. Right."

This is a thread for hate, so I'm going to go fix myself a mayonaise, tomato, and whiny flat-earth-atheist leprous rapist sandwich.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Who are you and what have you done with the cantankerous but lovable Imrahil we all know and love?

[Jinto]

Another thread derailed into petty bickering, but this time by Imrahil? Did Isaac piss in the water supply or something before got booted?

I think there's enough negativity on the internet without wallowing in more.

I'm curious where you get off saying that as tho you're mr. happy sunshine.

[SaucyRossy]

MEH.

[RaYzor]

I do not know what you are all talking about but I will interject this:

Commies use i(insert crap product)

I do not like commies.

I also have CB in my car, and I like steak.

[ImOscardotcom]

MEH.

For those wondering what this is about:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,13137.0.html

[Jinto]

I do not know what you are all talking about but I will interject this:

Commies use i(insert crap product)

I do not like commies.

I also have CB in my car, and I like steak.

Ray, why are you bothering to post your random nonsense in this thread? The closest you get to literature is the simple fact that you yourself are an 'open book' on all your political and social views.

[AmandaGal]

I do not know what you are all talking about but I will interject this:

Commies use i(insert crap product)

I do not like commies.

I also have CB in my car, and I like steak.

I have no CB. I hate steak and I own an iPhone.  MEH!

[SaucyRossy]

Amanda i'll make you a fake steak dinner if you agree to a date.



/we have hijacked thread.

[AmandaGal]

[deletes the pervy thing she was going to post about Saucy's "steak"]

[SaucyRossy]

just the mere implication will allow my imagination to think of so many things you could of said.

[AmandaGal]

The words "overcooked" and "gamey" were in there...just so you know. 

I take it back. I don't mean to break your heartballs again.

[SaucyRossy]

you are the owner of my lonely heartballs.

[AmandaGal]

Better than the owner of broken heartballs I guess.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

...um, can you guys please stop hijacking my thread? ;-;


On Topic: Terry Goodkind really sucks. Also, his name itself gives further evidence that he is soem form of malevolent supernatural being. It tries too hard to sound non-threatening, like the appelation given to the Furies, "The Kindly Ones," calling elves the "Gentry" or "Fair Folk", calling goblins "The Good Folk," etc. It's about as subtle as the metalunan "After dinner I'm going to shove my ovipositer down your throat and lay eggs in your chest, but I'm certainly not an alien!"