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Pride and Predator
« on: February 23, 2009, 11:14:18 PM »
Hollywood has truly run out of ideas:
"Pride and Predator to give Jane Austen an extreme makeover.  The new film from Elton John's Rocket Pictures will have the seven-foot extraterrestrial give the characters from Pride and Prejudice something more immediate to worry about than making advantageous marriages."


http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/feb/17/pride-and-predator-to-give-jane-austen-extreme-makeover
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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 11:22:57 PM »
I like this idea.  I like it a lot.
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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 11:49:52 PM »
In a bit of Dante's Peak/Volcano or Deep Impact/Armageddon timing, there's also this:



http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347


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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2009, 12:23:35 AM »
In a bit of Dante's Peak/Volcano or Deep Impact/Armageddon timing, there's also this:



http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347

Huh, I thought the two were actually connected. That's a hell of a coincidence.

Well, whatever. I'm still buying that book and seeing that movie, since those are ideas I can definitely get behind.


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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 12:49:12 AM »
This is the best movie news EVER!  ;D
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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 05:21:01 AM »
In a bit of Dante's Peak/Volcano or Deep Impact/Armageddon timing, there's also this:



http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347

I do think the title of the movie is a tad more elegant though. :)


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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009, 06:01:46 AM »
I am ready to add this to my netflix queue.


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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009, 06:36:26 AM »
Early April Fool's Day?
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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2009, 06:48:46 AM »
Early April Fool's Day?

Either that or Direct-to-DVD-ville. There's no way they'd try to open that in theaters. Not a wide release, anyway.



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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009, 07:34:39 AM »
It would sadden me to no end if the Predator franchise became so stale that it was relegated to direct-to-DVD status.  Unfortunately, it's probably closer than I'd like to think.

I heard that Fox was considering a solo reboot of the franchise, and that excited me.  But this Jane Austin crap would be a step in the opposite direction.

I still don't actually believe this movie would ever see the light of day anyways, so I'm not too worried.
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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 07:51:53 AM »
I still don't actually believe this movie would ever see the light of day anyways, so I'm not too worried.

Well, it sounds like a UK-production, and we've got a film coming out soon titled Lesbian Vampire Killers.  So who knows what we'll make next? :)


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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 07:53:54 AM »
They kill lesbian vampires or they're lesbians who kill vampires?



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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2009, 07:55:06 AM »
They kill lesbian vampires.  It's by the guys behind Gavin & Stacey, if that means anything to you.


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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2009, 07:56:01 AM »
They kill lesbian vampires or they're lesbians who kill vampires?



That sounds close to Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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Re: Pride and Predator
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2009, 07:59:13 AM »
They kill lesbian vampires.  It's by the guys behind Gavin & Stacey, if that means anything to you.

Doesn't ring a bell, link?