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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #195 on: May 30, 2009, 06:36:25 PM »
The next 700 project Jazz and Blues singer's and band's names, as inspired by the Simpsons' episode Jazzy and the Pussycats.

We'll use the Simpsons ones to start

1. Gooey Martin
2. Willie Mims
3. Dropjaws Turner,
4. Sketch Friendly
5. Tootsie Childs
6. Sammy Biltmore
7. No-Talent Jones
8. Anwar Bernitez
9. Bossy Marmalade
10. Bad-Check Mazursky
11.  Ray-Ray Takamura
12. Shakey Premise
13. Boopsie Crouton
14. Richard Sakai
15. The Premarital Sextet
16.  C.S.I. Miami
17. D.W. Jitters
18. The Chubb Group
19. Canteloupe St. Pierre

And many, many more funny names!  Provided by us!


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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #196 on: May 30, 2009, 09:34:47 PM »
hip, daddy-o!

20. Daddy-o
21. The Hipster
22. Benito "Fats" Mussolini
23. Adolph "Smooth" Hitler
24. Benny the Funkmaster
25. Dr Funkenstein
26. Max on Sax
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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #197 on: May 30, 2009, 11:24:25 PM »
hip, daddy-o!

25. Dr Funkenstein

Uhm, my band was originally called "Dr Funkenstein and the Zombie Circus" but we got an email from George Clinton... You can't say "Dr Funkenstein"
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.



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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #198 on: May 31, 2009, 04:46:52 PM »
hip, daddy-o!

25. Dr Funkenstein

Uhm, my band was originally called "Dr Funkenstein and the Zombie Circus" but we got an email from George Clinton... You can't say "Dr Funkenstein"

Sorry! Let's settle out of court

25. Dr Funk-o-stein

HA!!
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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #199 on: June 01, 2009, 02:46:34 AM »
27. Smitty Smalls
28. Raspberry Jam
29. Papa Haydn
30. Bagman Jones
31. Lucky Strike
32. Miss Kitty Reed
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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #200 on: June 01, 2009, 07:51:39 AM »
33) Mississippi Gary (gotta give a shout out to Kids in the Hall).
34) Fats Mahjong (from our friends in the Far East).
35) Tenerence Love (with a sweaty overweight jam).


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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #201 on: June 02, 2009, 09:57:36 PM »
36. 25% Jones
37. Johnny Iron Lung
38. Eugene St. Bernard
39. Jaclyn Jill
40. Assistant Coach Cornelius
41. KGB Leroy
42. Jimmy Denver Broncos
43. Sammy Davis Sr.
44. Hamburger Hill
45. Often Nude Fred
46. The Dark Phoenix Saga
47. Jackie Jazzsmith
48. Lefty Maltin
49. Upside Down Donnie
50. The Smell of Burning Flesh Albert


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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #202 on: June 03, 2009, 05:56:10 PM »
51. Stagecoach on the drums
52. Smokestack on guitar
53. Hound Dog is playin' the keyboards
54. Showboat playin' the bass
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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #203 on: June 03, 2009, 08:35:03 PM »
55. Click Squeak, dolphin flautist
56. Richard Nixon (but not that one)
57. Dan Squarekiller
58. Argyle Sweater
59. Mistrustin' Justin
60. Eskimo Slim (Not an Eskimo but rather a Hopi Indian)
61. Inuit Slim (Another Hopi Indian)
62. Hopi Indian Sim (Yet Another Hopi Indian)
63. Mexico Slim (Hopi Indian again)
64. Arizona Slim (OK, this one is Ukrainian)


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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #204 on: June 12, 2009, 01:22:04 PM »
Arizona Slim sounds like a gunslinger.... like No Time Tolouse
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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #205 on: June 24, 2009, 03:18:57 PM »
65. Saliva Slim
66. Plump Chess (get it?)
67. KB Toys
68. Swinging Sandy Simpson
69. Jiggly Pete
70. Toe tappin' Tammy
71. Po Boy Paul
72. Lucky Strike McGuinn
73. Brother Christmas (Sidenote: this is what I call the "black" Santa you always see in stores)


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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #206 on: June 24, 2009, 10:04:45 PM »
Playing off some Rifftrax featured players...

74: Wise Tommy Mumblemouth
75: Ol' Bonesaw Always Ready
76: Sand Hatin' Annie
77: Never-Eatin' Katie
78: Stammerin' Shia No-Nads


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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #207 on: July 15, 2009, 07:14:20 PM »
79. Former President Bill Clinton
80. Abraham Lincoln (Freed the slaves... of their great music)
81. College Football Jenkins
82. "Dog been humpin' my leg" Stevens
83. Rahne of Terror and the Bastille Band
84. Fry Cook Cook
85. Miles Davis Episode I: Birth of the Phantom Menace


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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #208 on: September 15, 2009, 06:40:43 PM »
86: The Ring Tone Trio
87: iBop


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Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
« Reply #209 on: September 16, 2009, 07:37:27 AM »
88. Batman Rockefeller
89. Sam I Am
90. Red Eye Jacobs
91. Pork Ribs Eatin' Fredericson
92. Dalmation Jones (he's got a LOT of liver spots)
93. The Magnificent Seven