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Re: 700 names
« Reply #180 on: May 22, 2009, 07:45:11 PM »
(yes, Citizen Kane, Charlie, it is sad that I even made the reference, and sad that I was happy someone got the reference. we're both sad. it's good that you're sad and I'm sad. it's good to be sad, Dimitri)
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #181 on: May 23, 2009, 06:25:24 PM »
587. Foreign Tongue
588. Inability to Laugh
589. Ability to Laugh at Dane Cook
590. French Tickling
591. Preferring Veronica to Betty (sure she's loaded, but she's gonna do him wrong, mark my words)
592. Near Sightedness
593. Beer Sightedness (AKA Beer Goggles)
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #182 on: May 24, 2009, 03:07:23 PM »
594. Wanting adventure in the great wide somewhere
595. pushing other people off bridges
596. inventing bigger and better jacuzzis
597. becoming an Iranian merchant
598. offering 40% discounts to dental technicians
599. an increase in internal temperature to 102 degrees
600. the ability to write Alan Menken songs
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #183 on: May 24, 2009, 07:28:29 PM »
601) Count Choculitus
602) Inverted Penis
603) Anal Fissures
604) Psychosomatic Hypochondria
605) Brain Cloud
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #184 on: May 24, 2009, 08:07:44 PM »
606. Last Known Photographic Memory
607. Brainleak
608. Treachery!
609. Chinbutt
610. English Muffins
611. Malleability (mental)
612. Malleability (Physical)
613. Self-Cannibalism
614. Hard nipples despite warmth
615. Out-of-synch
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #185 on: May 28, 2009, 08:55:56 PM »
616. Having no nose.  How would that person smell?  Terrible!
617. Onomatopenis
618. Hotness
619. New Hotness
620. Ennui
621. Edited for Content
622. Mushmouth
623. Emitting sound from the left side of your cheek
624. Goosebumps
625. Whatever RL Stine did after Goosebumps
626. Goose Pimples
627. Goose Blisters
628. Goose Sunburn
629. Goose Death (AKA Mild Fever)
630. Chest Pains
631. Stomach Pains
632. Boob Pains (Women and Fat People Only)
633. Braiding Backhair
634. Bubble Gums
635. Glass Jaw
636. Glass Eyes
637. Glass Eardrums
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #186 on: May 29, 2009, 07:22:18 AM »
638) Collective Conjunctivitis
639) Inability to Predict Anything
640) Sudden Elder Death Syndrome
641) Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (wait... are real diseases allowed?)
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #187 on: May 29, 2009, 08:30:06 AM »
Sure, though keep in mind, the premise is that it is actually medicinal side effects, a la the Prescott Group.
642. Bug Eyes
643. Ocular Lactation
644. Perpetual 5 O'Clock Shadow
645. Not hating poodles
646. Musical Hairs
647. Glam Rocks
648. Heart-Shaped Heart
649. Caveman Brow
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #188 on: May 29, 2009, 11:23:34 AM »
Has anyone said Dance Fever?  If not....

650.  Dance Fever
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #189 on: May 29, 2009, 01:47:11 PM »
I got more....

651. Cracker Jacks
652. Rice Crispies
653. Honeycombs

and my favourite

654. Crunch Berries  (as in, "I'm sorry, you've contracted a bad case of crunch berries")
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #190 on: May 29, 2009, 02:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Unusual on May 29, 2009, 08:30:06 AM
Sure, though keep in mind, the premise is that it is actually medicinal side effects, a la the Prescott Group.

I guess I lost sight of that.  But when real medicine ads list "death" among the possible side effects, really anything goes for parody of said ads.
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #191 on: May 29, 2009, 02:34:05 PM »
655. Exploding gonads
656. Head excretes chemical that attracts facehuggers
657. Increased likelihood of Jason Voorhees attacks during coitus
658. A rather unpleasant rash shaped like a roadmap of Texas
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #192 on: May 29, 2009, 06:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Thrifty on May 29, 2009, 02:00:18 PM
Quote from: Johnny Unusual on May 29, 2009, 08:30:06 AM
Sure, though keep in mind, the premise is that it is actually medicinal side effects, a la the Prescott Group.

I guess I lost sight of that.  But when real medicine ads list "death" among the possible side effects, really anything goes for parody of said ads.

Agreed.

654. Hip Hop Hip
655. Aztec Curse
656. Egyptian Curse
657. Voodoo Curse
658. Gypsy Curse
659. Rockerfeller Center Curse
660. Achin' Dogs
661. Lack of Style
662. Black Eyes
663. Montezuma's Revenge
664. Montezuma's Passive-Aggressive Moaning
665. Bad Hair Day
666. Devil's Haircut (In mind only)
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #193 on: May 30, 2009, 03:27:44 PM »
we're so close!!

667. Grandpa Joe-itis (whatever keeps him in bed for 20 years)
668. Tiny Tim-itis
669. The Incurable Movie Disease
670. Oompa Loompa Synrome
671. Loss of ear wax
672. Loss of spit
673. Loss of your entire tongue
674. Loss of uvula
675. Purple uvula
676. Growing an extra patella in your ribcage
677. Losing your tibia to Israeli bandits
678. Loss of ability to see green things
679. Allergy to green things
680. Hives in your eyelids
681. Broken dreams
682. Hats sticking to your head
683. Jumping spine
684. Dentist-phobia
685. Your uncle dying
686. Inheriting a million dollars from your dead uncle
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Re: 700 names
« Reply #194 on: May 30, 2009, 06:25:14 PM »
687. Manboobs (regardless of gender)
688. Woodeness (re: Keanu Reeves)
689. Hat Hair
690. Venetian Blindness
691, Horse (Voice, not the animal)
692, Horse (the animal)
693. Overexposure
694. Underexporsure
695. Whatever Webster has
696. Acid Burns
697. Stummy Ache
698. Carsickness
699, Something
700. The sniffles
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