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Offline Trumpysgirl

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If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« on: February 07, 2009, 05:01:45 PM »
They're out there. That overplayed, useless, untalented bunch of hacks who have somehow simultaneously managed to score themselves a fanbase and drive you completely insane. It almost seems like your radio hates you.

But now you can have your sweet revenge.  >:D

If you had the power, what band would you choose to maroon on an island with no possibility of rescue, no food, and only one gun with one bullet so that the others would have to resort to cannibalism?


Only one band per post, please.
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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 05:04:51 PM »
That's a No-Brainer... Good-Bye Jonas Brothers


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 05:15:33 PM »
My wrath would be spent on these idiots....



Have fun, Nickelback. I hope that you eat Chad first.
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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 05:20:13 PM »
While I don't hate all of their work, I may just have to banish these guys. 



Without them, Fergie would have faded into obscurity after Kids Incorporated went off the air and her singing career up until then fizzled.  For bringing in the woman who gave us that god-awful "My Humps" song, they deserve to be punished.
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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 05:47:07 PM »

"New wave of American heavy metal" band As I Lay Dying. I have completely turned my back on the modern American metal scene because of the trend these idiots represent.




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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 09:34:15 PM »
So far, I have yet to see any "band" suggested.


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 09:36:35 PM »


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 10:03:00 PM »
Strand Bush's cronies on a deserted island? Excellent suggestion!



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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2009, 12:48:51 AM »
Geez...there are so many.



I'd have to go with Miley Cyrus.
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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 01:47:52 AM »
Do not, I repeat DO NOT strand someone you hate on an island. It might be a magical island and the person you hate could have the power to destroy the world.


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2009, 02:10:28 AM »
DAMMIT!! Nunyerbiz took my suggestion! heh

Oh well, there are plenty more. I'll say Kanye West. Not a band, of course, but who cares. He's so full of himself, I'm sure he'd come up with an amazing way to get off the island. I just want to see the look on his face when he finds out he can't fly or teleport off the island.


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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2009, 04:21:45 AM »
Do not, I repeat DO NOT strand someone you hate on an island. It might be a magical island and the person you hate could have the power to destroy the world.

or time travel
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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2009, 05:45:56 AM »




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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2009, 05:46:22 AM »
Yeah, Nickleback.....assclowns.
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Re: If You Could Maroon One Band on an Island...
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2009, 06:57:29 AM »
Yeah, Nickleback.....assclowns.

you're just jealous their music has that "hit quality"
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