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Offline pstokely

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What have we learned?
« on: February 01, 2009, 03:46:08 AM »
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Offline bratpop

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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 05:50:45 AM »
I learned that in order to overcome your fear of drowning, you have to learn to swim. And in order to learn to swim, you have to take a lesson, not just think really hard while you're in water.

I learned that beach balls defy all physics by knocking things of greater mass towards the impact instead of away from it.

I learned that dogs can jump well over twelve feet in the air.

I learned that it's really easy to get written about in the local paper. All you have to do is say something or stand up.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 03:21:05 PM »
People who can't swim are complete and utter pusses...




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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 06:05:32 AM »
I learned in the 50s it was okay for older men to walk up to boys changing clothes, sit down inches from them, and discuss personal things.