"Or... nerd courage."
That's the only line that stood out.
I once again prefered the live version, or what little of it I heard. "GLUG glug, scream, saved by a little girl" is much better than, "Glug, scream..." which was hard to understand. And "Aquaman slash fic" is way better than "Sea Hunt slash fic." Why can't you write the good riffs the first time around?
I couldn't stop laughing at the dog jumping, and the dogs cutting the microphones.