Here's one that's been percolating in the back of my head for a while. Today I finally made it work (I think):
Mutual of Omaha's Wild Killer, Perkins, and notorious Godfather, Brando were finally caught together during a recent police raid. Once in jail, the warden bragged to whoever would listen about the 'Big Fish' he'd landed.
The warden could not help thinking about them in their cells, wearing their vertically-lined outfits. He became convinced that he had to have them mounted and hung on his wall, like his fishing buddies did for their big catches. For, after all, none of his buddies had ever simultaneously landed two such huge...