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Offline Kete

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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #45 on: October 03, 2013, 09:47:30 AM »
Fine!  You'll never know!!!!!
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #46 on: October 03, 2013, 09:53:50 AM »
Was this joke written by Sorkin? It's a bit Sports Night, you know?

Do another one.
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #47 on: October 03, 2013, 09:54:24 AM »
Orange you glad he didn't say banana?
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #48 on: April 25, 2015, 01:32:33 AM »
A riddle I came up with tonight:


Q:  What did one agitated tectonic plate say to it's friend and neighbor?

A: 
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #49 on: April 25, 2015, 09:12:58 AM »
I am quaking with laughter.
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #50 on: April 25, 2015, 09:33:52 AM »
 :gouge: LucasM!!!  That does it, 2 can play this plate game! (Get it? Cuz it takes 2 plates to cause an earthquake  :speechless: )

Q: What's a tectonic plate's favorite breakfast food?
 
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Q: Favorite desert?

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Q: Most feared reptile?

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Q: Favorite Saint?

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Q: Favorite Johnny Cash song?

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Q: What does a tectonic plate say, when it chops down a tree?

A:
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Q: What did the neurotic say to the tectonic plate?

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Q: What did the dermatologist say to the tectonic plate?

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Q: A tectonic plate has a girlfriend.  What's her name?

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 :highfive:
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #51 on: April 25, 2015, 09:58:08 AM »
I have been left dumber after raeding that post.
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #52 on: April 25, 2015, 12:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Miku Fan on April 25, 2015, 09:33:52 AM
:gouge: LucasM!!!  That does it, 2 can play this plate game! (Get it? Cuz it takes 2 plates to cause an earthquake  :speechless: )

Q: What's a tectonic plate's favorite breakfast food?
 
A:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Q: Favorite desert?

A:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Q: Most feared reptile?

A:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Q: Favorite Saint?

A:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Q: Favorite Johnny Cash song?

 A:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Q: What does a tectonic plate say, when it chops down a tree?

A:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Q: What did the neurotic say to the tectonic plate?

 A:
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Q: What did the dermatologist say to the tectonic plate?

A:
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Q: A tectonic plate has a girlfriend.  What's her name?

A:
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 :highfive:

I must say, I cracked a smile with each of those, and there was a distinct tectonic shift in my mood reading them.  ;D

Thanks.  Were those yours?  If so, consider this a presentation of an award to display on your mantle.
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #53 on: April 25, 2015, 05:15:38 PM »
I look forward to displaying my award!
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2015, 02:13:49 AM »
I can tell you a Chinese joke.  It's not very funny, but in the name of cultural interest...

Q: How can you tell which squid tentacles are the hands?

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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #55 on: October 27, 2015, 07:17:36 PM »
Here's one that's been percolating in the back of my head for a while.  Today I finally made it work (I think):


Mutual of Omaha's Wild Killer, Perkins, and notorious Godfather, Brando were finally caught together during a recent police raid.  Once in jail, the warden bragged to whoever would listen about the 'Big Fish' he'd landed.

The warden could not help thinking about them in their cells, wearing their vertically-lined outfits.  He became convinced that he had to have them mounted and hung on his wall, like his fishing buddies did for their big catches. For, after all, none of his buddies had ever simultaneously landed two such huge...

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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2015, 07:32:24 PM »
What do the nautical cereal mascot and a guy receiving a knee to the groin have in common?

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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2016, 06:18:17 PM »
Why don't Scooby Doo villains like Colombian orphanages?

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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2016, 01:10:32 PM »
I came up with this one last night.

 Q: What did the Cajun sausage maker-turned-space scientist yell to the collected crowd, immediately after proving his fatty sausages could get off the ground under their own steam?

A:
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Re: Favorite Jokes & Riddles (your own if possible)
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2016, 03:22:58 PM »
No-one likes C3PO. Did you ever hear anyone call him "C3"?
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