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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1485 on: January 20, 2012, 08:15:56 AM »
South Carolinians don't use tape measures.  They just get the inch marks tattooed on their wangs apparently. 

Generally just the one mark, I understand.



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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1486 on: January 20, 2012, 08:22:33 AM »
We should have a sign that indicates the population of females on this forum so I can bring it up and suggest that this conversation "might" change the number to 3.




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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1487 on: January 20, 2012, 09:14:24 AM »
We should have a sign that indicates the population of females on this forum so I can bring it up and suggest that this conversation "might" change the number to 3.



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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1488 on: January 23, 2012, 12:23:04 PM »
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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1489 on: January 24, 2012, 12:29:47 PM »
I'd like to see this in person at some point in my life. I'm always blown away by the photos I see. That is some seriously wild, sci-fi looking shit.
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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1490 on: January 24, 2012, 01:12:16 PM »
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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1491 on: January 27, 2012, 01:03:25 PM »
Not my weather, but I thought this was pretty cool.



Nice sweat-jams, by the way. (Easy with that zipper!)
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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1492 on: February 11, 2012, 05:38:32 PM »
Gonna be Frigging Cooold tonight here..

A record 18 degrees is the forecasted tonight with 15-20mph winds :o :speechless:


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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1493 on: February 11, 2012, 05:41:58 PM »
Snowed almost all day.  Accumulation: Zero centimeters.   :)


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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1494 on: February 11, 2012, 05:51:14 PM »
Snowed almost all day.  Accumulation: Zero centimeters.   :)

What is that in inches?
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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1495 on: February 11, 2012, 06:00:09 PM »
negative eleventeen.
dF = 0
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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1496 on: February 11, 2012, 07:59:05 PM »
Snowed almost all day.  Accumulation: Zero centimeters.   :)

What is that in inches?
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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1497 on: February 11, 2012, 08:02:28 PM »
Not my weather, but I thought this was pretty cool.



Nice sweat-jams, by the way. (Easy with that zipper!)
What are the bets that those jammies have feet?



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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1498 on: February 29, 2012, 10:33:13 AM »
Oh man, Texas is screwed.

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I hate when the cooler air doesn't make it into the valley.
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Re: My Crazy-Ass Local Weather
« Reply #1499 on: February 29, 2012, 10:43:44 AM »
Lots of wind storms in my neck of the woods early this morning.  They seem to have just missed my hometown, but other parts of Southern Missouri and Illinois were hit pretty hard.  Only a total of seven deaths, but lots of property damage, comparable to what happened in Joplin last year.
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