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Offline Rude

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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2009, 03:25:15 PM »
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I pledge to show my support for the new US Treasury Secretary by cheating on my taxes.

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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2009, 03:26:19 PM »
I pledge $30, just so I can get the free tote-bag
and they say your name on tv too.


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2009, 03:28:39 PM »
I pledge to annoy even more people that I think I'm better than, by writing them fake traffic tickets while they're in the store.

I pledge to recycle any tickets jewishcarpenter writes me by using it to pick up dog poo.   :)

By the way, yours is quite a diabolical pledge indeed.
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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2009, 03:30:29 PM »
I pledge $30, just so I can get the free tote-bag
and they say your name on tv too.

Woo, Free Tote bag and old lady's can tell me they heard my name on t.v.  :highfive:


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2009, 04:44:53 PM »
I pledge to ensure that my carbon footprint isn't increased by ceasing to wear shoes made from duplicating paper (bye bye purple Ditto ink smell *snif*).
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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2009, 02:09:00 PM »
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I pledge to stimulate the economy, even if i have to do it orally.

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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2009, 02:15:19 PM »
I pleadge to do things right the first time, so that nothing gets wasted.
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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2009, 02:15:46 PM »
I pleadge pledge to do things right the first time, so that nothing gets wasted.
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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2009, 08:01:38 PM »
I pledge to keep this thread alive.


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2012, 09:58:42 AM »
I pledge that Amazing Thor is wrong.


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2012, 10:07:16 AM »
I Pledge to get my Ass out of this Financial Rut i'm in currently, successfuly push through refinancing my house and use the additional equity to pay off even more debt, and then rebuild my savings in time for my next vacation to Mexico for my 40th birthday in June! 8)
I may need to renew this pledge except the trips to Mexico are on indefinite hold thanks to my new job :-[


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2012, 02:04:22 PM »
I pledge to necro-post to a random thread and disagree with someone who hasn't logged on in ages.

(Just kidding, JU.)  :)


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2012, 04:52:16 PM »
I pledge to spend the inter spring and summer playing Mass Effect 3.
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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2012, 11:02:38 PM »
I pledge to get this iRiff LoC finished without a delay.



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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2012, 11:03:29 PM »
I pledge to get this iRiff LoC finished without a delay.

Suddenly, massive delays.
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