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Offline Rude

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I Pledge...
« on: January 26, 2009, 01:42:47 PM »
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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2009, 01:52:47 PM »
I pledge to cut down on my emissions by cutting down on my pizza intake.


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2009, 01:55:40 PM »
I pledge to only download crapy movies instead of pay for them


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2009, 01:55:53 PM »
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I pledge to become more culturally diverse by ordering from both Chinese and Japanese take-out restaurants.

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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2009, 01:56:46 PM »
I Pledge to get my Ass out of this Financial Rut i'm in currently, successfuly push through refinancing my house and use the additional equity to pay off even more debt, and then rebuild my savings in time for my next vacation to Mexico for my 40th birthday in June! 8)


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2009, 01:57:30 PM »
I pledge to only support local businesses, like the Starbucks down the street.




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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2009, 01:59:55 PM »
I pledge to only support Joel McHale


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2009, 02:00:20 PM »
I pledge to go as high as 17.5% for the tip.  If the service is really really really good.  
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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2009, 02:05:29 PM »
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I pledge to fight global warming... physically. Like with tanks, and guns and stuff.

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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 02:07:53 PM »
I pledge to strengthen the environment by giving it a work-out and unveiling my new coal powered car.


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2009, 02:09:07 PM »
I pledge to annoy even more people that I think I'm better than, by writing them fake traffic tickets while they're in the store.


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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2009, 02:33:11 PM »
I pledge to speak only in snippets from Top That, the rap from "Teen Witch."




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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2009, 02:48:22 PM »
I pledge to promote a healthy atmosphere by spreading cannabis seeds all over the US.


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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2009, 02:58:29 PM »
I pledge to promote a healthy atmosphere by spreading cannabis seeds all over the US.
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Re: I Pledge...
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2009, 03:23:09 PM »
I pledge $30, just so I can get the free tote-bag