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Offline daltysmilth

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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2006, 02:35:39 PM »
James Bond visits a small town and ends up staying longer than he had planned, and must figure out how to conduct his business with MI6 while incapacitated at the home of a small town upper-class family in

The Man Who Came To Dinner With A Golden Gun
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2006, 03:12:27 PM »
Jimmy Stewart goes on a killing spree in Bedford Falls in....

It's a Wonderful Chainsaw Massacre.


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2006, 03:41:50 PM »
Connor MacCleod must battle his most fearsome, poorly-named opponent yet - a barbarian decending from the mist crusted and corn engorgred hills of Ecordia, where the mead and wenches flow like cheap wine at a local tavren, the names are all unpronouncable dislexian jumbles, and where nefidious storys are writ by nerdy 16-year-old peasant scum like Jim Theis!   Grignr and the Scotsman battle and strave with incorigble agresion for the prize - the legendery scarlet emerald of the pagen diety Argon, worshiped by cruel and foul citizenry of underground tunnels.  Will MacCleod survive, or will he embrace his creators in the stygian hounds of hell?  Find out in...

Highlander Part XII: The Re-Grignring
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Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2006, 03:17:23 AM »
Kermit the Frog is Jesus
Robin the Frog is baby Jesus
Miss Piggy is Mary
Gonzo, Rizzo, and Pepe are the 3 Wise Men
Fozzie Bear is Pontius Pilate
A bunch of frogs, pigs, penguins, and chickens are the Apostles
Hilary Duff is Mary Magdalene
And Christopher Walken is Judas
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The Greatest Muppet Story Ever Told
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2006, 08:31:05 AM »
Ho, ho, ho...but it's not Santa who's coming to town.  It's Darwin! He and his band of birds are off to shake things up In The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Bruce Willis and Tom Cruise star as two American Generals haunted by dead Japanese warriors in The Sixth Samurai.  "I see dead ninjas."
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2006, 02:01:52 PM »
Sam Raimi presents a thriller about greed, human nature, and undead monsters.

Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton are a scientist and a police detective who discover a crashed spaceship, filled with thousands of dollars, and make a pact to take the money and not tell anyone about the ship until spring.  But when the survivors of the crash decide to take revenge, in addition to teaching humanity about the dangers of nuclear proliferation by using radiation to turn the recently dead into mindless monsters, it spells trouble for the earth in

A Simple Plan Nine From Outer Space
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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2006, 02:14:33 PM »
After being captured by the North Korean government, James Bond is punished with a lowly assignment investigating an embezzlement scheme based in Punxatawney, PA.  Generic gadgetry, Aston Martins, and explosions ensue, yet James Bond fails to defeat the small-time evildoers (who, unbeknownst to Bond, are led by the son of a North Korean colonel who was presumed dead and somehow survived to get impossibly elaborate plastic surgery).  But things take a turn for the better (or worse) when Bond finds himself trapped in a one-day time loop on a holiday that he finds to be quaint and hokey, giving him the opportunity to stop the embezzlers from building a giant sunlight deflector beam that would add six more weeks of winter!  Can Bond foil the baddies and escape the loop in space-time?  Find out in...

Die Another Groundhog Day!
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Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2006, 02:35:57 PM »
Coming soon...


The movie to end all movies!!

Acting legend Meryl Streep teams up with Country superstar Toby Keith in the heartwarming

Broken Bridges of Madison County!!


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2006, 11:05:02 PM »
Maybe the spoiler tag would add to the fun. :^) Lemme give this a try...

When Earth is destroyed, a young human finds refuge with a rag-tag bunch of alien misfits and stows away on a luxery space-liner which could hold the key to humanity's survival. Trouble brews when an ice planet drifts into the ship's course.

IN

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

An eccentric transexual mad scientist decides to create the ultimate boxer.

You can see this one a mile away! IT'S

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Two high school students must set aside their goal to start a successful heavy metal band to try to pass their Geology exam. Help comes when they discover a phone booth that can travel deep into the Earth's crust. You guessed it:

IT'S

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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2006, 03:41:50 PM »
Well, my dirty mind had to go straight into the gutter... Sorry.

Gene Wilder plays a sexually perverted confectioner who struggles to create a radical new method of manufacturing the world's sweets. Adam & Eve Films presents:

Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Backdoory

An avian biologist discovers true happiness in this coming of age story about one lonely man, one small bird, and one empty laboratory. Vivid Entertainment presents:

One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Chest

And it's sequel:

To Fill A Mockingbird

Corey Haim is a school nerd fighting back against bullies by providing sexual services with his digits and referring to everyone as, "Boss". Max Hardcore Films presents:

Cool Hand Lucas


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2006, 10:26:12 AM »
    George Clooney and Matt Damon reinvigorate the Rin Tin Tin franchise in:

                         The Good German Shepherd


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2007, 10:40:51 AM »
His house blown away by a tornado, Godzilla wakes to find himself in a stange technicolor land full of singing midgets and a shining emerald city to stomp on in The Lizard Of Oz.


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2007, 10:44:20 AM »
Samuel L. Jackson battles serpents and liquor addiction in:

Snakes on a Hot Tin Roof


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2007, 05:46:43 PM »
nixon comes back from the dead and time travels back to the 50s in a ufo

Earth vs tricky dick nixon
Ninjas don't kill people, Pat Morita playing a ninja kills people.


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Re: Movie Title Parodies
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2007, 02:57:01 PM »
 Tom Hanks plays a prison guard who is trying to comprehend a miracle while helping two girls expose the truth about Richard Nixon. THE GREEN DICK.

Jim Carrey tries to re-open an old movie theatre while trying to recover his memory and the memory of his friend who happens to be a government asassin. THE MAJESTIC IDENTITY

Aaahh! This movie just throws you violently into the next scene!