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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5385 on: June 10, 2020, 03:43:28 PM »
Both Orville AND Wilbur (for the purposes of this joke, imagine you heard the joke aurally)

The next poster will stick with you through thick and thin.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5386 on: June 10, 2020, 04:18:58 PM »
...yelling in your ear, "Why are you going through thick and thin? Go around! We have to get to the hospital to get this liquid cement off us!"

The next poster has the Midas touch.
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5387 on: June 10, 2020, 05:15:53 PM »
All food I touch becomes inedible.

The next poster is a financial wiz.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5388 on: June 25, 2020, 07:12:49 PM »
I've pissed away a lot of money in my life.

The next poster has an innate sense of direction.
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5389 on: July 13, 2020, 07:25:13 PM »
The only way is down. Up....I meant UP of course. Probably.

The next poster has a word for the wise.
I don't find Stratton and Varney funny.
Doesn't make me a bad person.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5390 on: July 17, 2020, 02:12:22 PM »
I call those guys 'wise'.  And then poke them in the eyes and/or hit them with mallets while they go 'wooo-wooo-wooo!'

The next poster always buys a round when it's his/her turn at the bar.
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."