I honestly can't think of ANY reason why you'd be self-conscious with a blindingly bright spolight shining in your FACE all the time.
And then it happened... "Boner city!"
"My name is written on my shirt!"
"Coronet Films, we're small and shrill." Um, and we BLOW? That was the funny part. YOU RUINED IT!
That was why I felt so queer. "That and my desire to have sex with men."
"Step away from my daughter!"
"Should I kill him with this hammer?"
"Like juggling, then I'd fit in." Yeah, juggling snakes was better.
"For more, see Marty's new book, The Ping-Pong Deal."
"The result? Two chicks at once!"