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Offline ninjacat11

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Best Lines?
« on: January 11, 2009, 01:19:42 PM »
Right now, mine is probably "I have trouble--sentences every ti-cut off."


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Re: Best Lines?
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2009, 06:59:59 PM »
he's wearing a sweater... ah but he's not listening, i don't like him...
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Re: Best Lines?
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 11:58:02 AM »
The stretch marks older than you comments had us in stitches.  :D


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Re: Best Lines?
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2010, 05:00:34 PM »
'Well, that's besides the point, son'
"wh- then why'd you bring it up?!?!"

The "must be thinking of Dick Sargent" joke is very clever.  I like jokes that require a little brain work.