This was pretty mediocre. I thought the guys had learned by now that the best shorts are the weird ones, and this one wasn't very noteworthy aside from Dick York being in it, which is pretty low on list of "noteworthy things in the universe." I didn't think it was very riffworthy when I first saw it, and I guess my instincts were right. It's not you, honey... it's the short.
This was what I wrote in my notes:
"A greasy-haired Crispin Glover prototype, played
by Dick York, learns to overcome his shyness by
stalking the more popular people, taking notes,
and eventually stealing their personal identities."