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Re: The Skanks of Love Bus
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2009, 01:02:53 PM »
That show very well may have been the "Cop Rock" of the 21st century.


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Re: The Skanks of Love Bus
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2009, 05:23:15 PM »
Wow.  That Nikki slut is a carbon copy of Daisy.  I guess Brett smartened up a bit and axed that whore the first time this round.

Don't knock a "Twat Shot" if you haven't tried it, but I suggest you do it in the privacy of your own home since bar patrons tend to frown upon such acts...(unless, of course, you skipped the whole "not getting laid part" of the evening and went straight to the strip club where such acts are applauded and paid for).

In all seriousness though, I have a feeling Brett will be doing this show until he's in a wheel chair while trying to determine his "Retirement home of Love".
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Re: The Skanks of Love Bus
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2009, 12:27:54 AM »
Don't knock a "Twat Shot" if you haven't tried it, but I suggest you do it in the privacy of your own home since bar patrons tend to frown upon such acts...(unless, of course, you skipped the whole "not getting laid part" of the evening and went straight to the strip club where such acts are applauded and paid for).
Thanks dude, I just dryheaved with a horrible mental image.


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Re: The Skanks of Love Bus
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2009, 07:40:20 PM »
Don't knock a "Twat Shot" if you haven't tried it, but I suggest you do it in the privacy of your own home since bar patrons tend to frown upon such acts...(unless, of course, you skipped the whole "not getting laid part" of the evening and went straight to the strip club where such acts are applauded and paid for).
Thanks dude, I just dryheaved with a horrible mental image.

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Re: The Skanks of Love Bus
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2009, 11:10:42 PM »

That show very well may have been the "Cop Rock" of the 21st century.

I really need to see some "Cop Rock".

In all seriousness though, I have a feeling Brett will be doing this show until he's in a wheel chair while trying to determine his "Retirement home of Love".

I'd like to think this is it for Bret, and then Daisy will be taking the baton...

http://daisyoflovecasting.com/

Oh, that's right!

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Re: The Skanks of Love Bus
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2009, 06:25:22 AM »

That show very well may have been the "Cop Rock" of the 21st century.

I really need to see some "Cop Rock".

In all seriousness though, I have a feeling Brett will be doing this show until he's in a wheel chair while trying to determine his "Retirement home of Love".

I'm very much aware of the "Daisy of Love" turd that VH1 will soon give birth to.  I have a jackass friend who applied for it but didn't make it past the first wave of the process.

I know that bitch is related to Oscar De La Hoya so my theory is that he must have beat the shit out of her a few times to make her face so unsymmetrical and ghastly.

I'd like to think this is it for Bret, and then Daisy will be taking the baton...

http://daisyoflovecasting.com/

Oh, that's right!


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Re: The Skanks of Love Bus
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2009, 12:49:32 PM »

Bret, I thank you for keeping Brittany on for another week! *thumbs-up*

And I should have guessed there would be an American Idol link somewhere in this...

http://www.votefortheworst.com/forum/topic5408.html


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Re: Skanks of Love/Idol 8 Awesomeness
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2009, 07:06:13 AM »

Instead of making a new thread for Idol, I thought I'd just merge it with this. Let the antichrist rise again...

Commence the fun and shenanigans...

*is psyched*

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Re: Skanks of Love/Idol 8 Awesomeness
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2009, 08:42:16 AM »
Like a lot of other people I usually just watch the auditions and maybe Hollywood Week. So I'll probably watch this too :gouge:
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Re: Skanks of Love/Idol 8 Awesomeness
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2009, 02:24:45 PM »

As much as I enjoy the auditions/Hell Week, the fun for me begins when the voting commences, and the Worsters come out to play.

Does time ever fly, this will be my fourth season worsting.

*crossing fingers for a much better season than its predecessor*

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Re: Skanks of Love/Idol 8 Awesomeness
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2009, 02:34:47 PM »
I have been trying so hard to find a "tape" of skanks of love, but the ones I find won't play because they are like, 40 different files, er, tapes.   :'(


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Re: Skanks of Love/Idol 8 Awesomeness
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2009, 02:50:41 PM »

Have you seen the season premiere, anais?

If not, it can be streamed...

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/rock_of_love_bus_with_bret_michaels/series_videos.jhtml

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Re: Skanks of Love/Idol 8 Awesomeness
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2009, 02:52:36 PM »
ooooooooooh thanks! I is watching it now!


or I would be if the site recognized that I have adobe flash!


Why must I constantly be so close, yet so far, from the skanks?
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Re: Skanks of Love/Idol 8 Awesomeness
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2009, 03:09:41 PM »
Oh man..have you guys seen this Tool Academy show? Double gouge... :gouge: :gouge:
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Re: Skanks of Love/Idol 8 Awesomeness
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2009, 04:52:44 PM »

I'm going to resort to Joel & the gang to deliver the funny from the Tool Academy. With Rachel Maddow, Daily Show, Idol, Skanks, Soup, and in February, Dollhouse...I just don't have the time. I would like to tackle The Bachelor, but sadly I'm sure it will just hover inside my DVR. I can feel Jessie Spano's pain, there just isn't enough time!

Idol premiere in 7 minutes, yes!

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