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What ranking do you give this track?  1 star being poor, 10 being rifftacular.

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5 (13.9%)
*********(9)
9 (25%)
********(8 )
7 (19.4%)
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7 (19.4%)
******(6)
6 (16.7%)
*****(5)
1 (2.8%)
****(4)
0 (0%)
***(3)
1 (2.8%)
**(2)
0 (0%)
*(1)
0 (0%)

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Author Topic: Rank-a-Riff  (Read 6035 times)

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Offline Variety of Cells

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Rank-a-Riff
« on: December 14, 2006, 09:21:56 PM »
Don't have time to sift through the thoughts topic?  Have a poll fetish?  Can't read?  No worries.  Just rank your Rifftrax here.


Offline Hazzah

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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 06:41:54 PM »
I have to say: 7  I really feel awful for ANY riffer when they try so hard to make an unwatchable movie such as this entertaining in some way. 
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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2008, 06:31:37 AM »
Perfect 10!


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2009, 10:13:31 PM »
Sometimes movies are just too bad to be made funny, unfortunately the Rifftrax could not save this horrible turd of a film.  There were some good bits here and there, but overall not that funny.  I did like Kevin's super-slow acting bit.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2010, 04:34:23 PM »
I give it a 9. What cracked me up the most was their genuine reactions to Brando's weirdness. When he's playing the piano duet with the midget-sloth, Kevin just laughs out of disbelief and says "This might be the most messed up scene in any movie, ever."


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2010, 09:32:42 PM »
This is now in my top five tracks of all time.  The perfect combo of a movie that wasn't just bad it was weird and top notch riffing.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2010, 09:30:44 PM »
This is now in my top five tracks of all time.  The perfect combo of a movie that wasn't just bad it was weird and top notch riffing.
I love the moment when Brando's doing the piano duet with Majai the midget-sloth: "This might be the most messed up moment in any movie, ever." I think Brando was riffing the movie while he was acting in it. The behind-the-scenes disaster story of this movie is rather entertaining as well: http://www.everythingisundercontrol.org/nagtloper/iviews/lostsouls.php .