What Christmassy things did we learn?

[Darth Geek]

I learned why Bill is hot.
I learned what the guy who carried "9 CUSTARD PIES" does at home.
I did NOT learn how the bizar animated story Santa told them had anything to do with "where toys come from".

[bratpop]

I learned that Santa is every bit the bumbling, incompetant buffoon that father is, yet kids can somehow tell the difference.

I learned that once a year, a Christmas demon will give you visions of Santa Claus, who will then describe an indescribable cartoon to you.

[bettertomorrowamy]

I learned the true meaning of "Badonk-a-donk".

[eegah]

Padding a crappy film with a classic TerryToons cartoon won't help.

[RoninFox]

I learned that the true spirit of Christmas is to celebrate the victory of toy-kind over the scourge of evil nightmare spider-dog.

[bratpop]

Mind you, toy-kind as told by Santa as induced by a demon.

[RVR II]

I learned that this is what today's politicians grew up watching and this could be the real reason our present day economy is in the toilet

[OmegaR!]

I learned decorating trees was once Santa's job... he's gotten lazy...