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Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« on: December 23, 2008, 08:48:37 AM »
Go here if you don't know what this is all about:   http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,12175.0.html   ...It'll be easier that way.   ;D

Anyways, here's the thread, you can post your favourite lines that you came up with, or if you are anal and have no life whatsoever, it will be more like a full script.  Either way, share the best of your riffs for Final Fantasy: The Movie here!!!
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2008, 10:35:01 AM »
Go here if you don't know what this is all about:   http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,12175.0.html   ...It'll be easier that way.   ;D

Anyways, here's the thread, you can post your favourite lines that you came up with, or if you are anal and have no life whatsoever, it will be more like a full script.  Either way, share the best of your riffs for Final Fantasy: The Movie here!!!

Final Fantasy the Spirts Within just to be specific.   :P
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2008, 12:33:49 PM »
Go here if you don't know what this is all about:   http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,12175.0.html   ...It'll be easier that way.   ;D

Anyways, here's the thread, you can post your favourite lines that you came up with, or if you are anal and have no life whatsoever, it will be more like a full script.  Either way, share the best of your riffs for Final Fantasy: The Movie here!!!

Final Fantasy the Spirts Within just to be specific.   :P


Ahh yes, title editted to reflect the correction.  ((see, I talk like a mod now!!)
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2008, 11:26:13 PM »
I wouldn't say I'm anal...also wouldn't say I have a life....

And now ... how's this going to work?

I'll describe what just happened and then my line

Movie:

The 7th Spirit was located and on the escape the General's soldiers take Captain Grey and his men hostage....

The captors are all taken out except for one, who gets the only gun (it seems) and has everybody at a disadvantage....

Suddenly a phantom part happens to swipe the exact part of the ship where he's standing

Riff:

Death Ex Machina


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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2008, 11:33:54 AM »
That works.  Really, it's up to the post-er to decide how they want to convey their lines....  Your method is exactly how I figured it, myself.

Waiting on Netflix to send the movie.... due to the holiday, that may be a tiny bit before I get it.
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2008, 01:25:42 PM »
I shall be conveying my lines by mental telepathy.


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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2009, 09:39:22 AM »
The only two standout jokes I made was at the beginning, when the ship landed in "Old New York"....  I stated "Oh this must be the Planet Express, looking for Fry"

and later, when whatserface and Captain Alec Baldwin were out in space peering out the window at the Earth....

"Ya know Captain... every year I become more and more convinced, that the wisest and the best is to focus our attention on the good, and the beautiful...."
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2009, 12:03:33 PM »
The only two standout jokes I made was at the beginning, when the ship landed in "Old New York"....  I stated "Oh this must be the Planet Express, looking for Fry"

and later, when whatserface and Captain Alec Baldwin were out in space peering out the window at the Earth....

"Ya know Captain... every year I become more and more convinced, that the wisest and the best is to focus our attention on the good, and the beautiful...."

 :clap:
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2009, 10:45:01 PM »
That movie was dreafully predictable and cliched.... and it was like I watched a big long video game cut scene with horrid writing.
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 02:49:22 PM »
I'm a little confused by this thread of comments.  Is someone actively putting together an official iRiff for this movie?

I didn't like the movie much, but the animation was amazing.  This is the first animated movie were I thought "Gee, she's cute -- oh wait, that's just a very good drawing, and not a real person!"


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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 03:33:03 PM »
I'm a little confused by this thread of comments.  Is someone actively putting together an official iRiff for this movie?

I didn't like the movie much, but the animation was amazing.  This is the first animated movie were I thought "Gee, she's cute -- oh wait, that's just a very good drawing, and not a real person!"


They actually put her in a bikini in the pages of Maxim... which was weird...
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2009, 11:40:03 PM »
The difference between those pixels and the ones that make up the porn on your harddrive is academic at best.


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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2009, 11:43:17 PM »
I'm a little confused by this thread of comments.  Is someone actively putting together an official iRiff for this movie?

Nope.  The point as stated from the 20q game that brought about this godawful film was simply that we watch the crappy movie, and make jokes to ourselves or our loved ones as we do... and then share our favourite lines here in the thread.

Why?  Boredom.    :clap:
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2009, 07:02:55 AM »
And a love of playing 20qs...

Beef, you wanna do the next 20qs?  But so help me if you pick the Hannah Montana movie...
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Re: Riff As You Watch: Final Fantasy the Spirits Within
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2009, 12:03:17 PM »
And a love of playing 20qs...

Beef, you wanna do the next 20qs?  But so help me if you pick the Hannah Montana movie...

I am guessing Lizzie McGuire is out too?!  My internet has been down at work for the past 2 days, and it's been going up in 5-10 minute spurts occasionally, so I'll let you know when I will be able to do another.
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