I have a friend who was an engineer for a popular tampon/toilet paper company. Boy can he tell you some BORING stats about how you do, in fact, need to advertise your toilet paper and/or tampon. He can also tell you about the history of toilet papers and tampons. It's some interes...no, wait. It's not.
Anyway, in the same vein, here's mine:
[woman romping through field of flowers]
Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? How do you deal with it? Women everywhere are turning to baths to make them feel refreshed, renewed and ready to face the world.
Baths. Try one today.