There's already enough of these in real life.
Cellphones. Who are YOU that you're soooo important you need to talk to people ALL the time without a tether? You make me sick. Put the phone down, loser.
Diamond stores. Oh, we're so rich we have to buy someone a diamond every SINGLE time we kiss them, but we can't hire someone to open a phone book for us?
Walmart and Target. What cheap, middle America redneck, Mexican, Native American, or outpatient doesn't already shop at these stores? You think people are going to Macy's saying, "Where are all the deals???"
Cars. Who the hell buys a car based on a single commercial? Who can tell them apart or remember any of them? Who knows what "options" they're showing when they show the OUTSIDE of the car? (Paint?) There's only a couple that say they're better than another car, and it's always a lie, and compared to something like a BMW. Pull the other one.
Jeans. Seriously, who has a preference of one jean over another? And are we retarded monkeys from the 1950s, easily fooled by pictures of people having "fun" or promiscuous underage unsafe sex in dangerous places while wearing jeans? I've never worn anything but jeans, and when I'm buying them, I'm not stopping to think whether the brand I'm holding was the one advertised with cool dudes or the one showing smut.
Here's my ad for something that apparently doesn't need to be advertised:
Books. You read them and words go into your brain. Books! They make you more less dumberer.