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MST3K Character Battle Royale
« on: December 19, 2006, 07:52:06 AM »
Torgo vs Ortega
Eegah vs Hercules
Mr B Natural vs Tor Johnson
Prince of Space vs David Ryder(Space Mutiny chunkhead guy)
Space Chief Vs Prince of Space

Torgo has the following powers:
Evaporative body odor
Silly walk
Scary voice
Staff meeting

Ortega ""
Plastic surgery candidate
Cigarette projectile
Scary voice

Eegah ""
Shave Cream splattering
Scary Voice

Hercules ""
Lifting heavy stuff

Mr B Natural ""
Horrible Androgynousness
Scary voice

Tor Johnson""
Scary voice

Prince of Space ""
Scary Voice
Wand of deflection(no, not THAT wand)

David Ryder ""
Scary Voice
(owns his own moving company too!)

Space Chief ""
Scary Voice
Hattori Hanzo sword

The winner is of course, none of them since none of them
are winners to begin with.

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Re: MST3K Character Battle Royale
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2006, 07:12:23 PM »
Torgo Is the leader of my family... Hes the new master =(



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Re: MST3K Character Battle Royale
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2006, 03:39:31 PM »
Don't you mean the m-m-m-m-m-m-ma-ma-m-m-m-m-maa-ma-ma-master? ;D

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Re: MST3K Character Battle Royale
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2006, 12:09:17 PM »
mr b natural

s/he is going to turn into a suzaphone and destroy them with the power of crappy band camp music!