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Offline Action Batch

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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2008, 04:27:55 PM »
This day is dedicated to Uranus!


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2008, 12:29:52 AM »
David Ryder screaming NOOOOOOOOOO in Space Mutiny.
"Don't make me shoot you...CROOOOOOOOOW!"


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2008, 07:36:19 PM »
Pretty much anything that resident Little Brother/General Wuss Mikey said in Teenage Strangler.

In perpetually whiney voice: "Jimmy didn't do it! I SWEAR!"
So... eh, there, eh?


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2008, 01:05:05 PM »
I thought this one would be picked by now...

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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2009, 06:08:49 PM »
from riding with death...

"it can't bbeeee?!?! you're deaaad?!?!?!"

some of the worst line delivery ever.
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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2009, 05:10:30 PM »
"Oh boy! A heel-a-copter airplane!"
"Don't make me shoot you...CROOOOOOOOOW!"


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2009, 05:17:16 PM »
Any time someone pronounces "robot" in that silly '50s way. "Ro-bitt".


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2009, 07:36:50 PM »
Whiny strippers: "Gary!" (over and over)

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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2009, 01:18:53 PM »
chicken, corn, green peppers, chili.... onions....
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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2009, 08:53:04 AM »
chicken, corn, green peppers, chili.... onions....

PAUL IS NOT PAUL ANYMORE!


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2009, 08:10:24 PM »
Krankor: "I got you now, you scum!"
David Ryder: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2009, 08:50:15 PM »
chicken, corn, green peppers, chili.... onions....

PAUL IS NOT PAUL ANYMORE!

moon rocks?!?!? oh wow!
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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2009, 06:13:55 PM »
I have to agree that "this is where the fish lives" has to be number one.


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2009, 07:10:21 PM »
"He wants his son in the sack! "

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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2009, 03:27:27 PM »
I have to agree that "this is where the fish lives" has to be number one.

Me too. I understand not being able to write realistic or flowing dialogue because you have to get an ear for it, but how can you write "This is where the fish lives" and say, "Yes!! This is the best I can do!! My life's work is complete!!", or worse yet, speak it as an actor or direct it or fix it in the sound room and not throw it out? But it makes me laugh every time.
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