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Offline Fuzzy Necromancer

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Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« on: November 15, 2008, 10:45:11 AM »
Alright, some riffs never get old. That's true. It's also true that some words that people actually speak in the movie itself are so badly acted, so bizzare, so inadequately written, so out and out idiosyncratic, that they never cease to make us laugh.

I turn to Werewolf for a few of these.

"A warwulf?"
"This is absolutely fascinating."
"You is in it for fame and fortune!"

Priceless.

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Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 01:57:29 PM »
"Yeah, I'll take a walk"



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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2008, 02:12:55 PM »
"Creeper, Creeper....You give me the creeps!!!"

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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2008, 03:37:00 PM »
"You're some guy, Makonnen."


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2008, 02:23:13 PM »
"I'm Cherokee Jack!"


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2008, 02:55:01 PM »
(I may be butchering this, but it is from the disco scene in Space Mutiny)

Grandma Daughter:    "So, how do you like our little lounge?"
Bolt ChestFlink:            "It's not bad"




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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2008, 06:38:26 PM »
A Touch of Satan:

"This is where the fish lives."

Sadly, no one has yet to find this little easter egg I stuffed into a PSP game a couple of years back.


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 09:05:52 AM »
"Is that stud coming?"


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2008, 11:55:48 AM »
A Touch of Satan:

"This is where the fish lives."

Sadly, no one has yet to find this little easter egg I stuffed into a PSP game a couple of years back.

Which PSP game is it?


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 02:17:49 PM »
A Touch of Satan:

"This is where the fish lives."

Sadly, no one has yet to find this little easter egg I stuffed into a PSP game a couple of years back.

Which PSP game is it?

Death Jr 2: Root of All Evil.


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 03:01:50 AM »
Watch out for snakes!!
Look people, it's "I COULDN'T care less, not COULD!" UGHHH!!!!


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2008, 01:02:09 AM »
"He learned almost to late that man is a feeling creature...."




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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2008, 08:46:56 AM »
"He learned almost to late that man is a feeling creature...."

He learned too late, too.



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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2008, 09:00:01 AM »
Most things said between Agar and the other lead in The Mole People.


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Re: Actual Dialogue that gets you every time
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2008, 03:51:32 PM »
"It stinks!"

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