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What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« on: November 14, 2008, 04:15:11 AM »
I learned the children mutants are Special and just get in the way for waging a successful battle ::)


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 11:04:17 PM »
I learn'd that cats FREAKIN love frozen tea... Whiskers went to town on that...

Also, stuff I learned twice over is something I learned from Ghost Rider... Both pictures depicted Satan as menacing and somewhat blue, but also as decent and semi-pleasurable, the hereafter may not be so bad ^_^


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 12:36:38 AM »
I learned that naked women are not sexy if their skin color is green or blue, but then again I didn't really have to learn that so much as it was part of my instincts.


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 04:40:52 AM »
I learned that naked women are not sexy if their skin color is green or blue, but then again I didn't really have to learn that so much as it was part of my instincts.
Weird, that's the exact opposite of my reaction. I think I'll dub it 'Kirk Syndrome'  ;D


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2008, 10:23:25 AM »
Weird, that's the exact opposite of my reaction. I think I'll dub it 'Kirk Syndrome'  ;D
I just found out Diora Baird is going to be an Orion Slave Girl in the upcoming Star Trek movie. As incredibly attractive as she is, as soon as a woman has green skin color I'm like "well, nice meeting you!" and exit with a good shudder.


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2008, 11:16:33 PM »
I also learned I need to stock up on disposable chair covers for when I have nude guests, and/or employ a "no sitting on the good papa san chair after spending 10+ minutes in the bathroom" rule


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2008, 04:55:20 PM »
I learned that Professor X's threat at the end of the first X-Men movie against anyone who would attack to the school is basically an empty one...because they pretty much got their butts kicked.


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 01:48:44 PM »
I learned that shooting people in the head and breaking into homes is standard police procedure in the X-Men universe.

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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 10:04:38 PM »
I learned that Rogue is still hot despite having a skunk stripe in her hair.


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2008, 03:57:18 PM »
I learned that atomantium metal can be not only melt, but boil and when it becomes solid, it still manages to become indestructible. That is some crazy metal there. 


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2008, 05:42:33 PM »
I learned that even if you're a genocidal maniac that performs scientific experiments on your own son, as long as you have a soothing southern accent, wear a turtleneck, and look like the love child of Daniel Pinkwater and Burl Ives, the President of the United States will still hire you on as a close advisor. Just make sure the bulk of your highly immoral activities take place in Canada.


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 06:31:46 PM »
Just make sure the bulk of your highly immoral activities take place in Canada.

Noted for future reference.


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2008, 09:17:50 AM »
I learned that the police will bring out the whole SWAT team over one unsubstantiated call from a jealous teen, and are completely unable to distinguish between a hostage and their captor when breaking in to "rescue" them.


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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2008, 09:22:44 AM »
I learned the Ian McKellen flirting with ANYONE is gross no matter how they spin it.
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Re: What Hath We Learned 2 Times Over?!
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2008, 10:13:56 AM »
I learned that if you have a genocidal desire to kill all mutants, and one of them walks up to the door of your secret lab, you will let him in THEN try to kill him, rather than using your defense system to kill him

Seriously, can Wolverine even be harmed by bullets?  Wouldn't the adamntium skeleton protect his skull, heart, and other organs from gun fire anyway?  Wouldn't Striker KNOW that?