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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2008, 06:36:45 AM »
Dear Jermaine and Brett: Will you go to Prom with me? We'll have a good ole American time. First there will be dinner, your favorites (Scrambled eggs for you, Brett and anything for you, Jermaine) then the dance, and then we can go back to my place...

What do you mean a kiss is NOT a contract!?!?!?  :angry:


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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2008, 07:01:28 AM »
It's always the way, DC.  You'll see some gorgeous extra in lots of Hollywood movies, but never find her name.  That might be Judy Landon, though.   :)

I have a similar problem, sort of.

There's a girl in the new ad for Verizon Rhapsody who i cannot even find a screen grab of but  can she ever rock a gray marl unitard/culotte thing

So yeah Girl from the Verizon Rhapsody ad, fancy going to the prom? We can listen to all sorts of music (mostly played by a crappy student band) which seems to be something you enjoy.


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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2008, 11:44:02 AM »
My first post was myself looking into a mirror and practicing the inevitable. Upon it finally happening, this was the look I received from Isla...
Game on!  :D

I would go to prom with Isla but only if she wears something akin to the bitching t-shirts from Hot Rod.



Ironically enough, that was THE photo I posted in the Good & Beautiful thread. That photo melts me.  :)

Anyway, Isla has alerted me she's either going with the Harvard football tee...



or the sundress...



...for the Round Table's Celebrity Prom.

Either way, you might as well hand us the Prom King/Queen crowns. It's over.  ;)

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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2008, 01:25:04 PM »
I dunno...If the women were in nightgowns, it'd made close dancing a little...awkward.   :)
Oh...."awkward" is the last word I'd use if I got to close dance in my nightgown with my date.   ;)


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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2008, 01:29:24 PM »
Okay, Johnny.  I've held off asking you because I've been a little mad at you lately.  I mean nearly all of my friends have encountered you somewhere in our fair city except me.  And perhaps that's for the best, as I think I'd actually explode and hit you with body shrapnel and it wouldn't be pretty.  But regardless, would you go to prom with me?  You can use that Casseopeia line that's gotten you laid in two movies now.





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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2008, 04:36:14 PM »
Okay, Johnny.  I've held off asking you because I've been a little mad at you lately.  I mean nearly all of my friends have encountered you somewhere in our fair city except me.  And perhaps that's for the best, as I think I'd actually explode and hit you with body shrapnel and it wouldn't be pretty.  But regardless, would you go to prom with me?  You can use that Casseopeia line that's gotten you laid in two movies now.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I can't go to The Round Table Prom if Box Office Poison John Cusack is there.  He's my movie nemesis and if I ever fake meet him for a fake prom I'll really have to kick his ass.  :angry:
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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2008, 05:08:41 PM »
I can't go to The Round Table Prom if Box Office Poison John Cusack is there.  He's my movie nemesis and if I ever fake meet him for a fake prom I'll really have to kick his ass.  :angry:

Thinking that you can beat up John Cusack, when he's associate in some way with high schools is insane.  The guy's written to win, no matter what.  You'll have to skip it.  :)


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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2008, 06:51:42 PM »
I can't go to The Round Table Prom if Box Office Poison John Cusack is there.  He's my movie nemesis and if I ever fake meet him for a fake prom I'll really have to kick his ass.  :angry:

Thinking that you can beat up John Cusack, when he's associate in some way with high schools is insane.  The guy's written to win, no matter what.  You'll have to skip it.  :)

Goddamn him and his hangdog everyman charm!   :angry:
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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2008, 09:20:10 PM »
And he went back to his High School as a hitman in Grosse Point Blank, so if charm doesn't get you, his MMA fighting will.  :)


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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2008, 09:32:35 PM »
Dear Paul Morgan Stetler, AKA Curtis Craig;

For some time now, I've been watching somebody play that game you were in back in the 90's (you know the game, right?  Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of the Flesh?), and I think you're a pretty swell guy.  I, much like every other female in that game, apparently have a thing for lead males who, frankly, are rather socially awkward, drift in and out of other people's cubicles, and may only have one or two redeeming qualities about him.  So, I would like to ask you a question: Will you go to the prom with me?  We can have stilted conversations in crowded rooms, perhaps speak vaguely about life in general, and when the party gets really crazy, we can--


AHHHHHH!  NO!  IF THE PARTY GETS CRAZY, WE ARE NOT GOING TO EVISCERATE THE PROM KING, EAT HIS ENTRAILS, AND GNAW ON HIS EYEBALLS!  What?  No, I don't care how much of a dickweed he was!  I'm not going to....

... Hey pal, if you're going to wave that X-Acto knife at me like that, you can forget I even asked.  I'll just ask Bob.  I know how much you like Bob.


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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2008, 11:38:32 PM »
Dear Paul Morgan Stetler, AKA Curtis Craig;

So are you going to be his innocent, unsullied, cardigan-buttoned-up-to-the-mandibula prom date, or his mysterious, humorously-accented, spare-room-fitted-with-manacles-and-a-whip-rack prom date?


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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2008, 11:45:04 PM »
Dear Paul Morgan Stetler, AKA Curtis Craig;

So are you going to be his innocent, unsullied, cardigan-buttoned-up-to-the-mandibula prom date, or his mysterious, humorously-accented, spare-room-fitted-with-manacles-and-a-whip-rack prom date?

Well, I would have been that gay-best-friend-whom-the-protagonist-harbors-feelings-for, had the whole gender issue not gotten in the way.  I'm a bit closer to the former, but for the sake of an entertaining evening, I'd totally be the mysterious, humorously-accented, spare-room-fitted-with-manacles-and-a-whip-rack prom date.  Totally.  But you'd never get me to look behind any curtains.


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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #57 on: November 17, 2008, 10:11:38 AM »
Dear Billy Connelly, will you go to the prom with me?


What was that? Have I seen your stand up? Well....yes....I uh, don't think that it's terribly funny, no. But wait, Billy! Ever since I saw your role in Boondock Saints I've always been anxious to see what your next movie role would be. I think that you embody the essence of Scottish charm and your voice is dead sexy. And, if you like, later on in the evening when the DJ plays Rihanna's Disturbia we can both strip and dance naked 'round the room like there's no tomorrow. Should be fun to see what shade of red we can make John Cusack's face.  ;D
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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #58 on: November 17, 2008, 10:12:43 AM »
Should be fun to see what shade of red we can make John Cusack's face.  ;D

Oh believe me, I already plan on having that part covered.




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Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
« Reply #59 on: November 17, 2008, 11:28:52 AM »
Should be fun to see what shade of red we can make John Cusack's face.  ;D

Oh believe me, I already plan on having that part covered.

His face?

With what?