Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?

[jewishcarpenter]

Dear Julie Newmar from 1960: I was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble after they invent time machines if you maybe wanted to go to the prom with me and if you want to maybe wear that one outfit feel free. You can laugh at my incredibly witty jokes all night long and I'll let you make all the horrible cat related puns to your hearts content.

Yur number one faaayun,
jewishcarpenter



P.S. I'm not a Furry.

[a pretty girl is like]

My first post was myself looking into a mirror and practicing the inevitable. Upon it finally happening, this was the look I received from Isla...

Game on! 

I would go to prom with Isla but only if she wears something akin to the bitching t-shirts from Hot Rod.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Edit: Here is a picture instead of a clip. Will someone please embed it for me? PWEASE? pretty pwease, for pearl?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ZsftPImew&feature=related

You really need to learn how to do this.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/06ZsftPImew&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/06ZsftPImew&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

I added the pic of my celebrity, btw.  But I want to put up another to kind of make up for the thumbnail above.   

[Courtney]

Hey, Matthew Goode, what's up? Hey, so will you go to prom with me?  I've loved you since Imagine Me & You and come March all the fangirls will be all over you and I want first crack. 



Yeah, sure, you know, just call me back whenever and let me know, thanks!

[Tripe]

So Gina,

There's this prom thing that's going on, wanna come with me while Larry's out of town?



...he's behind me isn't he?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

So Gina,

There's this prom thing that's going on, wanna come with me while Larry's out of town?



...he's behind me isn't he?

Yeah, and he stole your picture.   

[Courtney]

So Gina,

There's this prom thing that's going on, wanna come with me while Larry's out of town?



...he's behind me isn't he?

Yeah, and he stole your picture.   

He did it with his Matrix powers, I just know it!

[anais.jude]

Hey, Matthew Goode, what's up? Hey, so will you go to prom with me?  I've loved you since Imagine Me & You and come March all the fangirls will be all over you and I want first crack. 



Yeah, sure, you know, just call me back whenever and let me know, thanks!

He's purdy. Who is he again? And why will fangirls be all over him in March

[Courtney]

He's playing Ozymandias in Watchmen.  I know him from the movie Imagine Me & You where he was left by the chick from Coyote Ugly so she could be with Queen Gorgo.  Really good movie, and he was very pretty in it.

EDIT: He was also in Match Point, which I forgot about completely.

[Trumpysgirl]

I officially love this game

Dear Kevin McKidd, will you go to the prom with me? If you promise never to do a romantic comedy with Patrick Dempsey again I'll put a little somethin' special in your punch 

[Courtney]

Oh hi, Jack Davenport.  Would you like to go to prom with me?  We can double with base and Amy!



Amy seems pretty into it. 

[a pretty girl is like]

He's playing Ozymandias in Watchmen.  I know him from the movie Imagine Me & You where he was left by the chick from Coyote Ugly so she could be with Queen Gorgo.  Really good movie, and he was very pretty in it.

EDIT: He was also in Match Point, which I forgot about completely.

He was also Chasing Liberty, my favorite Mandy Moore movie.  He was a British secret agent with a heart of gold.

[mrbasehart]

Oh hi, Jack Davenport.  Would you like to go to prom with me?  We can double with base and Amy!



Amy seems pretty into it. 

 

But we couldn't have them spend too much time together.  I couldn't compete with that guy.  He's so much more...British than I am. 

[Bob]

Yes, I want to be the man in the middle of THIS situation

The prom will rock

[Tripe]

Hey Shan Doh



OK, OK go to your happy place and take some deep breaths. Calm now? Cool. So I'm in the mood for someone as er, feisty, yeah that's it, as yourself as my date for the prom. How about we go there and you can get into a couple of chick fights then I'll get you out of there and we can find a way for you to release all that negativity in a more productive manner in this rented limo. Cushdi