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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2010, 08:48:05 PM »
"Barf"

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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2010, 01:02:29 PM »
Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.


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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2010, 01:14:41 PM »
Doc Brown: A bolt of lightning! Only problem is, you never know when or where they're going to strike.


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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2010, 02:02:30 PM »
How rude!

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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2010, 03:48:07 PM »
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

-Babe Ruth


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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2010, 08:27:58 AM »
Home is where the heart is.


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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2010, 10:13:13 AM »
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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2010, 11:01:27 PM »
Catbug is a cat, but he's got bugness in his veins
Manhouse lives within himself with thoughtful human brains
Neither one is equal to the challenge of the freak we'll call
The bee of the bird of the moth
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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2010, 10:20:54 AM »
One of Us, One of Us,
Goobble Gobble Goobble Gobble

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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2010, 06:57:04 AM »
One of Us, One of Us,
Goobble Gobble Goobble Gobble

The Freaks chant, Freaks
GOBBLES!

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Re: Connect-a-quote
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2010, 12:38:29 PM »
Crow: DA-DA-DAAAH! It is I, Turkey Volume Guessing Man! Let me explain...All this talk of turkeys in today's movie lead me to realize the true nature of my super power and hence am I now revealed as Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

Mike: So you can guess the volume of any turkey?

Crow: No!

Tom: You're able to deliver a whole lot of guesses about turkeys thereby achieving certain economies of ...?

Crow: No!

Mike: Uuh, you help turkeys out by guessing the volume of their pens?

Crow: No!

Tom: Aah! You guess how high the volume on a stereo would have to be before it annoyed the average turkey?

Crow: No!

Mike: Would you just tell us what you do, please?

Crow: Mike! Would you agree that for any given space it would take a certain number of turkeys to fill it up? In other words, that the volume of any space might be expressed in terms of turkeys?

Mike: Yes.

Crow: Well, behold, for that is my power. I can guess the number of turkeys it would take to fill any given space, for I am Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

Tom: And this is useful because...?

Crow: Sadly, it is not useful at all. And so my powers isolate me and I am a puzzle to the ordinary run of man, although women are drawn to me for my powers are fascinating. And yet there is no woman who can hold me, for always am I confronted by spaces of various sizes and I must guess the number of turkeys it would take to fill them, for I am Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

Mike: And nobody else can do this?

Crow: Well, try it.

Mike: OK, this space here from window to window, the door, OK, 11,550 turkeys.

Crow: That's right!

Tom: Mike!

Mike: Really?

Crow: You would do this, Mike! You know, I tell you I'm Turkey Volume Guessing Man, and you just saunter off and guess how many turkeys it takes to fill this space.

Tom: Oh, boy.

Crow: Well, bite me, OK, Mike!

Mike: It was just a lucky guess, Crow.

Crow: Something special about Crow? Well, here's Mike to spit up all over it. I'm just sick of it, Mike. I can't even switch to chicken volume guessing 'cause it just doesn't work. I hate you, Mike!

Mike: Come on...

Crow: I hate you! I don't want to talk to you again!

Mike: Come on, Crow, I didn't mean it. Hey, come on, let's get some lunch, huh? Come on.

Crow: I guess...

Mike: Hey, uhh, I got some turkey.

Crow: Oh, great, I...hey! Aah, well, thanks for breaking me out of my funk, Mike. I've learned a valuable lesson that I shouldn't take turkey volume guessing so seriously.

Mike: No sir!  We'll be right back.

Crow: In fact, just because you can guess turkey volume doesn't mean I can't go ahead and guess turkey volume, too.

Tom: Ha ha, sure it doesn't. We'll be right back.

Crow: In fact, we can be partners. We are Turkey Volume Guessing Men! Off!

Mike: We'll be right back. Sad little man.