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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1425 on: April 15, 2013, 10:43:22 AM »
Team Swizzlebeef did a fantastic job on Return of Chandu Chapter 4.  I laughed through the whole thing.

Kneel before mittens.

The wang driving was hysterical.

Stop licking my hand you horse's ass!


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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1426 on: April 15, 2013, 10:50:09 AM »
Loved Chandu chapter 3! 

"...but she just woke up!"

How can you go wrong with wang driving?  I thnk team swizzlebeef just invented a new olympic sport. :)


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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1427 on: April 15, 2013, 11:05:56 AM »
That's how we drive out here in Boston. How else can you hold your coffee AND your Dunkin Donuts breakfast sandwich while you drive?


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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1428 on: April 15, 2013, 12:02:45 PM »
Yeah, but it's a real horror show when the women try to do it.


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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1429 on: April 15, 2013, 12:17:32 PM »
> Yeah, but it's a real horror show when the women try to do it.

AYOOO!!
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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1430 on: April 15, 2013, 06:39:16 PM »
(copied from Chandu thread)

Some choice slogans from the online slogan generator:

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"I Love What You Do For Wang Driving."
"Get Serious. Get Wang Driving."
"What's In Your Wang Driving?"
"Don't Be Vague. Ask for Wang Driving."
"For That Deep Down Body Wang Driving."
"The Wang Driving That Refreshes."
"Behold the Power of Wang Driving."
"Wouldn't You Rather Be Wang Driving?"
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"Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Wang Driving?"
"Ribbed For Her Wang Driving."
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"Let Your Wang Driving Do The Walking."
"Stimulation for Body and Wang Driving."
"A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Swizzlebeef."


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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1431 on: April 15, 2013, 07:27:08 PM »
I agree with the other sentiments here. The Team Swizzlebeef riff of Return of Chandu is amazing! HIGHLY recommended! This group is new to me, but they are wonderful. Excellent vocal range and energy, different types of riffs. Even some uses of sound effects I hadn't seen before (or at least used this effectively).
I will definitely be checking out their other riffs soon.


I watched the credits, but I did not inhale.

The Charley Brown teacher noises.

The 'wang driving' scene was great. My favorite part was "How did he reach the brake?"

Meca leca hi meca hiny bleh.

I've criticized the use of sound effects in riffs before, but this was a PERFECT use of them.

I don't even know why, but the whispering singing 'In The Navy' is just the funniest goddamn thing!

"Wait, she was just awake." "RESLEEP!"

The bleeped out word was SO funny! Such a simple gag (and one I don't think I've seen anywhere else), but executed brilliantly.




We're only three segments in and the woman has been captured AND rescued not fifteen minutes apart. Oh, and she's captured again 8 MINUTES later. I don't even know why this woman wears shoes.

Our hero's name is Frank Chandu? Ok, technically it's not, but still, it sounds REALLY silly. Even for this serial.

Aaaand Bela is still acting all creepy as shit. Does he even know he's supposed to be the good guy? Maybe he's just assuming (like I still am) that he'll turn out to be a villain. Because even he knows he's Bela FUCKING Legosi!





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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1432 on: April 15, 2013, 07:32:29 PM »
My wife and I have been whispering "in the navy" all evening. Rewatched this one again just because I needed a laugh after the awful situation here in Boston.


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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1433 on: April 15, 2013, 08:03:05 PM »
All our best to you, K1 - glad you found all your peeps today.
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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1434 on: April 15, 2013, 08:18:28 PM »
And my splurging on Team Swizzlebeef commences! Wait, that sounded dirty...
Better Use Of Leisure Time - An omniscient narrator barges in on a teenage boy in his bedroom. And discusses how most efficiently to while away his extra hours, with the same seriousness as if he were talking about finances.
This is their second riff, but they are already very good. How did this group not show up in the Top 50 iRiffs List?


"What's for me to do?" - Continue your life of chearful masturbation.

"Dad does enjoy his leisure time." - That is why he is on his third liver.

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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1435 on: April 15, 2013, 08:58:46 PM »
Team Swizzlebeef's iRiff of What Makes A Good Party? - Proving positive that booze and drugs make a good party, we see a cautionary tale of a party with neither of these things.

If you liked their Chandu riff, even this, their first effort, is quite good. Definitely recommended.


Nothin' says bitchin' party like Education Colaborator.

All the stuff with the panda was great.

"What else makes a party?" - Funeralwear, apparently.

Or don't. Coronet pays me either way.

We may or may not rock you. (The monotone on this was awesome!)




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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1436 on: April 16, 2013, 04:30:21 PM »
Wow - thanks, Darth Geek!

Now that we've broken the seal, as it were, we've got another short in the works that should be out in the near future, and we have a few surprises (well, they're still riffs, so nothing extraordinarily surprising) up our collective sleeve to come after that.
"My Anti-Drug is Swizzlebeef."


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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1437 on: April 16, 2013, 05:15:50 PM »
Cool. I am going to go through the rest of your riffs soon as well.



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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1438 on: April 18, 2013, 04:10:31 PM »
Watched the Hor-Riff-ic Productions riff of Sleepaway Camp again. It's been awhile since I've seen this one. It's really good, though not their best.


Loved the robot voice riffs they did for Angela.

This must be the down side of being mute.

Is that a stretch canoe? You know, it's from prom camp.

MAYBE!

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Re: iJust Finished Watching
« Reply #1439 on: April 22, 2013, 09:06:08 PM »
Return of Chandu pat 4 by Ralph and Rick - Ralph and Rick still tends to be hit and miss. Some riffs are performed well, and other not so much. The intro isn't that funny (although it is very short). Their Bela Legosi voice isn't very good. Their riffs using it are still funny, it just isn't a good impression. That being said, it's not a bad riff, just average.


Grey skies in the morning, sailers take warning.

LOVED the "I am so white" song!

The riff about Bela's bow tie is particularly lacluster in performance for some reason.

Out of the way, here come the honkeys!

Make that two Not Nows.

That's the second biggest pussy I've ever seen.

We took this episode because we heard it had a cat fight in it. What a horrible misunderstanding.



They take 4 minutes of a 20 minute short to retell the end of the previous short, which itself was only 17 minutes long! I sense padding.

I find it amazing how difficult it is to hear what people are saying in this serial, even with NO BACKGROUND MUSIC!

The "dancing girl" looks (and dances) like a spray tanned Andrea Martin (the gawky woman on SCTV). *shudder*

For some reason at one point Bela holds a pen really wierd to sign a check. Between his middle finger and ring finger. Not sure why.

I didn't think anything would top the goofy robes with the cute kittens on them, but damnit they did! At one point the head cultist is wearing a Cat In The Hat hat. I am not shitting you. I practically pissed myself laughing! And now we have an old guy in a genuine Carnac The Magnificent hat! If they keep topping themselves each episode, by the end the cultists are all going to be wearing Vanilla Ice's word jacket.

So the bad guys decide "lets see if we can get her to abduct herself", and just send her a letter telling her to go with clearly suspicious people. And it WORKS! That is either the laziest villain plan ever, or the most genius. Oh, wait, Bela didn't even have to wait till the next episode to rescue her. This really puts the PISS in episodic.

Oh look, somebody just got burned alive. Yay, childrens programming!