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Offline SmilinJackRoss

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2009, 10:12:36 AM »
If that were the case, it'd have already hit us.

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2009, 10:15:32 AM »
maybe a warp drive blew up... That or Picard defeated the Borg again...




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Re: Weird News
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2009, 10:29:33 AM »
Picard defeated the Borg again...
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2009, 05:06:29 PM »
God farted.


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Re: Weird News
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2009, 06:11:19 AM »
Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/09/andre-thomas-texas-death-_n_156765.html
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2009, 06:32:00 AM »
If ya gotta go, make sure they'll remember you, I guess. :D
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2009, 10:25:59 PM »
So, just how bat-shit insane do you have to be to be ruled incompetent in Texas?
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2009, 05:29:02 AM »
He did have to rip out both eyes in the end before they believed he was insane.  One eye just wasn't enough.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2009, 06:17:27 AM »
Of course, in Texas they'll execute you even if you're insane, so he'll probably end up back in the chair eventually anyway. Some of my favourite comedians have some choice words to say about Texas and the death penalty.

"In Texas, we have the death penalty. And we USE it."

"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty. We're installing an express lane."

"They should just put a sign at the border that says: Welcome to Texas... don't fuck up."

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2009, 09:53:14 AM »
Both, I believe.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2009, 04:36:21 PM »
Can we really trust that Bush was elected in Texas?
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #56 on: January 13, 2009, 06:39:29 PM »
D'OH! I'm in Trouble.. :speechless:

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #57 on: January 13, 2009, 06:47:34 PM »
That's great if you're interested in finding out if that totally sweaty guy you know is interested in you.


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Re: Weird News
« Reply #58 on: January 14, 2009, 02:52:36 AM »
That's great if you're interested in finding out if that totally sweaty guy you know is interested in you.

Yeah, if women can't smell pheromones through your deodorant, then this study is only good for a few people.........you know who you are "non-deodorant wearing bastards".
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #59 on: January 14, 2009, 06:07:40 AM »
Although it may explain WHY women find those obnoxious, sweaty Frenchman so mystifyingly attractive...
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