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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2008, 09:22:20 PM »
Because they're popular?

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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2008, 09:24:45 PM »
They ARE?


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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2008, 09:36:32 PM »
Will probably be as funny as the original Stooges were...  As in, not at all.   ;D


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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2008, 09:42:54 PM »
They should do it as torture porn. What happens when you really get a saw across the forehead.


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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2008, 09:48:22 PM »
Don't forget that TV biopic with Michael Chiklis


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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2008, 09:51:51 PM »
Here's hoping that terrorist attack Biden was talking about happens and it takes out Hollywood before this can happen.

What's next the Epic movie guys making a Marx brothers movie?!

Someone please shoot me in the head!

So, in your opinion, the Farrelly brothers are on the same level as the hacks that made Epic Movie?

What?

This is an old story. This has been in the works for years. I read a story about this production back in 2004, 2005.
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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2008, 10:00:00 PM »
Will probably be as funny as the original Stooges were...  As in, not at all.   ;D

Slightly funnier than Charlie Chaplin though.
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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2008, 10:07:40 PM »
This...this is just......I........guh............just.....WHY!?

I'm not even a fan of the Stooges (well, I like the BAND with Iggy Pop, but not the THREE Stooges), but I've gotta wonder what strain of crack the execs are smoking.
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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2008, 10:14:11 PM »
Yeah, I'd question how big the market would be for something like this if nothing else.


For the 7464th time, I can't even believe people get annoyed about remakes or sequels.
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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2008, 10:47:36 PM »
Wait. According to Variety, it gets BETTER / WORSE:

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Farrelly said that an "American Idol"-like search will be conducted to find Curly, the most physically gifted member of the trio. Auditions will be held in three or four cities and a finalist will be chosen in Los Angeles.

I could make quite a few double entendres on being "physically gifted", but then I'd have to reconcile that concept with Curly Howard. And then I'd be sobbing / vomiting for the rest of the night, so it's probably best not to.


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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2008, 12:13:35 AM »
They should make it a reality show. And then like most reality show contest winners, you'd never hear from them again. As God intended!


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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2008, 12:25:07 AM »
Top scientists are currently working to clone Charlie Chaplin so that he might star in his first talkie by 2030. Should this fail, he will be portrayed by Jim Carrey.
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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2008, 12:59:11 AM »
Still waiting for that digital Bruce Lee movie to come out.


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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2008, 02:53:37 AM »
Top scientists are currently working to clone Charlie Chaplin so that he might star in his first talkie by 2030.

Chaplin made five talkies, actually.
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Re: GREAT OUTRAGE
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2008, 04:13:42 AM »
I would rather have The Coen Brothers make this movie.
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