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Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« on: October 21, 2008, 08:56:46 PM »
The camera gets awfull close to this guy in a lot of movies so I'm wondering exactly what your level of comfort is at this distance and less:

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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 11:38:53 PM »
After that picture: I'd say a medium-shot, but with a shirt on. shirt-off is 'too-close territory' for me.


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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2008, 06:38:29 AM »
1/2 a mile is too close...




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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2008, 06:49:49 AM »
20 miles Perhaps is still too close for me.. :speechless:


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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2008, 09:36:54 AM »
How do you feel about Cleveland?
And I'm worse than Hitler.


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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2008, 09:41:06 AM »
How do you feel about Cleveland?
eh.. When I travel back to Mexico, I'll feel Much Better :-X


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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2008, 10:43:20 AM »
Proximity notwithstanding, I'm glad he's topless, otherwise he's be too CLOTHES for comfort.



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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2008, 11:19:55 AM »
How do you feel about Cleveland?
Better than Detroit, Not as nice as Minneapolis.




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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2008, 07:09:20 PM »
Proximity notwithstanding, I'm glad he's topless, otherwise he's be too CLOTHES for comfort.



Ugh...



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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2008, 06:00:46 PM »
Proximity notwithstanding, I'm glad he's topless, otherwise he's be too CLOTHES for comfort.
I always thought his fashion sense left a MARK on the industry.


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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2008, 04:42:49 PM »
I always thought his fashion sense left a MARK on the industry.

Seeing as he was always shot in his drawers I bet it must have been a skid mark

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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2008, 06:16:27 PM »
I got "too close" at the end of Boogie Nights.  Even though it was a prosthetic...   :speechless:


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Re: Just how close to Mark Wahlberg is too close to Mark Wahlberg?
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2008, 11:23:00 AM »
I got "too close" at the end of Boogie Nights.  Even though it was a prosthetic...   :speechless:
Could have sworn he stepped out of shot just long enough (no pun intended) for someone with real equipment to step into view....

At least he came to grips with himself....