I think I get it. Let's see....
The sink is right there, running in front of me. Must be time to wash my hands. As I'm about to start washing, I notice a note I left for myself tattooed on my right hand, "Free the zoo animals." Wonder why I'd want to do that. After toweling off, I rummage through my pockets to find a picture of a baby who knows too much and a moose that I "must find." Suddenly the hotel door is burst open and I hear a snort. Looks like I found the moose, and boy is he angry! What could I have done to enrage him like this? I reach into my pocket for any kind of weapon and all I can find is a platinum spork. It'll have to do, because the Moose just charged at me- OOF. The moose carries me into the bathroom. I crawl on its back and start sporking at it, like I've never sporked before. *SPORK!* *SPORK!* *SPORK!* *SPORK!* *SPORK!* *SPORK!*
The Moose staggers, falling to the bathroom floor. Don't know why I needed to do that, but it's done. Better leave myself a note. *Scribble Scribble* Finally, exhausted, I collapse on the floor, sink still rushing in the bathroom.