Thankfully, I've rarely been subjected to that particular aural WMD, as I make it a top priority to avoid any places of business that play the local Top 40 (AKA utter shit) station. Fergie's incorrect spelling of "tasty" pisses me off to no end, but it's only multiplied by her egregious spelling of "dutchess" in her album title. I suppose it
could be a reference to Dutchess County, New York, my neck o' the woods, but it's more likely that everyone at Interscope records is just dumb as a box of doorknobs. (Record executives make movie producers look like astrophysicists by comparison.) And to think that Gwen Stefani made so much headway with our youth, teaching them them the proper spelling of "bananas." It's always one step forward, and two steps back with pop music, huh?

Furthermore, is it just me, or is Fergie butt-fugly? I know looks are no measure of musical talent, but you shouldn't go around telling people how "Fergalicious" you are when you're the definition of a "butterface."


Fergalicious is apparently the new way for hip kids to say "Let's do it with the lights off."