Dam this thread took awhile to read through, so much new information and subjects that haven't come up on these boards yet

300 = I have to admit that I hadn't heard of this but it looks bad... I'll give it a shot still because sin city was so great (Robert Rodriguez & tarrentino can do "almost" no wrong, miller on the other hand?)
The new Simpson's movie will be great (despite what somethingawful thinks)
- also i heard mention of "new" futurama, I've yet to here anything beyond net rumours, is there something I'm missing, is this official yet?
Uwe Bowe movie... (sigh) ... words fail to describe this... Wow! Really, that got made?!
Crispin Glover - never knew he acted beyond back to the future, although I have been meaning to see Willard for other reasons (Glen Morgan director / writer)
and finally there's the matter of "Epic Movie" - these guys make Scary Movie look classy. The only thing that save Date Movie was its funny redemptive 'critic riff commentary' dvd bonus... obviously they didn't heed the advice of their critics
"Epic Movie" = worst movie of 2007