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Offline Thrashalla

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Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« on: September 30, 2008, 03:28:19 PM »


If you were told you were about to see a film that contained turtles bigger than men, cliff-diving Mexicans and a family that eats Thanksgiving dinner underwater, you'd probably complain "But I don't like David Lynch!" Wrong you would be! You'd actually be all set to watch the 100 percent Lynch-free Aqua Frolics, a short from the 1950's whose message is clear: here is a partial list of things you can do that involve a proximity to and/or immersion in water.

No doubt a response to the Land Council's propaganda film "Dryness: Stay On Land to Achieve It", Aqua Frolics will have you itching to strap on a life preserver and tuck into a drumstick in your neighbors swimming pool. Known frolickers Mike, Kevin and Bill are on hand for their dampest riffing session yet.


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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 06:25:48 PM »
On the line "Rays capable of stinging" I kinda expected a joke like "Just ask Steve Irwin..." or something like that..




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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 09:10:03 PM »
Very funny!
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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2008, 08:05:55 AM »
That certainly was a surprise. Thanks, guys!


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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2008, 08:37:32 AM »
One of the shorter shorts. Some shorts are 15 minutes long while others are less than 5 minutes.


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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2008, 09:40:48 AM »
Yeah, one of the things I expect to have up in the near future is runtimes. So that if you don't want to pay a dollar for a 6 minute short, you can make that decision beforehand.


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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2008, 10:15:37 AM »
I'd like to see shorter shorts coupled with other shorter shorts, a-la Cathy/Petaluma, but that's me. :^)


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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2008, 11:00:43 AM »
I'd like to see shorter shorts coupled with other shorter shorts, a-la Cathy/Petaluma, but that's me. :^)


   I'd prefer shorts exclusively, so I don't have to worry about buying movies I wouldn't otherwise want, or renting glitchy copies that lose synch.
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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2008, 11:02:10 AM »
So.. Is October gonna be another month of Shorts?? :o

(Yeah, I know this one was release Sept. 30, but still..)


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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2008, 11:03:07 AM »
Loved the Tom Cruise line.  ;D
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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2008, 04:41:33 PM »
Is that the same announcer from Aquatic Wizards?



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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2008, 06:43:04 PM »
I guess this was made before endings were invented?  It just sorta... stops.  Funny though.  The underwater turkey dinner was disgusting.


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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2008, 07:01:42 PM »
I'd like to see shorter shorts coupled with other shorter shorts, a-la Cathy/Petaluma, but that's me. :^)

If we'd dare riff short shorts...


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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2008, 06:06:55 AM »
That wasn't a short, it was a thong.   :rimshot:
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Re: Now available. Dolphin flavored sample included!
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2008, 06:35:23 AM »
It was short, but satisfying.

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