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Offline Imper1um

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Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« on: September 16, 2008, 12:03:46 PM »
This was full of plenty of them.


[After the flood comes up, causes a slight burp] "Sorry, I had Chili for Lunch."

[Kids run up to the window] "Harry, Hermonie, Ron, Black Kid!"

Homeless Guy: "There's Hundreds of them!" "And they have Wassal!"
 - Nice MST3k Reference. Here we go a Wassal'ing!

Main Kid: "And then what?" "'vor she'vll turn into a 'vervolf!"
 - Another MST3k Reference: The chick's crappy accent (in the Warewolf movie) was the best part of the movie because it was so easy to riff on.

"Everybody stop chewing Dentine Ice!"

"Hey, are you guys forging the One Ring in there?"

"They are now entering the coldest room in the world." "Hillary Clinton's bedroom?" "Okay, the second coldest room."


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 10:22:28 PM »
There were a lot that really cracked me up, but for the life of me this is all I can remember at the moment:

Movie: "It's my Dad."

Riff: "Dennis Darko!"


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 11:24:08 PM »
"Man sleepin' nude here... how may I direct your call?"
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.



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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 06:36:04 AM »
(flag stops flapping) "Eh, what's the use."

And I love all the jokes questioning why they're burning books instead of all the wood furniture that's available.


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 08:24:43 PM »
"Prince of Space is not happy since he gave up bootblacking and went to work for Toshiba."


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2008, 03:28:27 PM »
I'm perhaps not the most impartial person to be commenting on this subject, but I thought this track was great.  I laughed out loud several times while watching in my hotel room.  The people in the neighboring rooms probably think I'm psychotic.

My favorite bits:

* "Wow!  Did you see him bounce off that T-shirt kiosk?"

* "Close your eyes, pretend he's Maggie, and lez out in your mind."

* "Okay, I'm warm, stop rubbing me!"

* The whole groping-for-warmth sequence.


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 06:56:43 PM »
And I love all the jokes questioning why they're burning books instead of all the wood furniture that's available.

Loved that and the Dick Cheney jokes.




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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 07:32:10 PM »
The line about Superman sump pumping his basement had me in tears.

I love the intro about their argument over Randy and Dennis Quad being brothers. It reminded me of the "Is Mr. B Natural a man or woman" discussion from the show.

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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 06:43:26 PM »

And I love all the jokes questioning why they're burning books instead of all the wood furniture that's available.


Ditto


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2008, 07:33:27 PM »
This was an excellent track.  The best wth these two by far, and that's saying something.  Beyond the lines mentioned above I also loved and couple inside jokes:

"Drugs are like that too!"

And the "Meet Dave" blast coming from Bill himself.  Awesome!
"Did she just say Chipping?"


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2008, 10:32:57 PM »
Mutter rumble rumble washing machine.


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2008, 09:03:12 AM »
"Let me pull out my portable pulpit."

Now there's the whole movie in a nutshell.
I thought I was Dale.


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2008, 10:37:17 AM »
A lot of my favorites have been said already...

"Bill O'Reilly will be yelling at the tornado to shut up in just a second"
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2008, 10:21:03 PM »
"Let me pull out my portable pulpit."

Now there's the whole movie in a nutshell.

Quoted for truth!
"Did she just say Chipping?"


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Re: Tomorrow's Favorite Lines, TODAY!
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2008, 11:54:01 PM »
"And the comic relief scene ends not with a bang, not with a whimper but with a silent fart."