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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #300 on: October 01, 2008, 06:55:14 PM »
An update is coming shortly. Got busy watching the Cubs/Dodgers game.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #301 on: October 01, 2008, 07:13:58 PM »
* Live from New York City its Sean Hannity!

Good evening America, another candidate goes down in the race for the Presidency. Mrs. Clinton was voted out today. Although she's vowed to fight this decision till the end, her advisors tell her its pretty much an impossibility at this point. And yet she keeps going. And going. And going. Geez, just quit already.  :grr:

( AmandaGal has been voted out. She was a delegate.)

And Fox News would like to correct a mistake we made yesterday. It was not Paul Giamatti who was poisoned, but Robin Williams! Robin Williams had disguised himself as Paul Giammati, and Paul likewise did the same with Williams. The confusion they created led to the Communists killing the disguised Robin Williams. When asked for comment today, all Mr. Giammati had to say was that they did it to try and throw off the Commies and the scientists, and that he is sorry it led to his friend's death. The family of Paul Giammati is obviously thankful for the safety of their loved one, and Fox News apologizes for the mistake.

Update.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison) (Voted out Round 3. She was an Investigative Journalist.)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs) (Smeared by the Communists. He was a Delegate.)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale) (Outed by a Pundit Round 5. He was a Scientist.)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)(Smeared by the Communists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader) (Voted out Round 4. She was a Communist.)
12: Tank (Rudy Giuliani) (Smeared by the Scientists. He was a Pundit.)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore) ( Smeared by both Commies and Scientists Round 6. He was a Delegate.)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 3. He was a delegate.)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale) (Smeared by the Communists. WTF pwned by the Bots Round 3. She was a delegate.)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton) (Voted out Round 6. She was a Delegate.)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond)
21: Pak-Man (President Max) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore) (Voted out Round 5. He was a delegate.)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

Tiebreaker.

 Jacob - 2
Rob - 1
flockofrabidsheep - 1
Agent Ispep - 3
Compound - 3
wurwolf - 3
Johnny Unusual - 3

Mafia you have 24 hours to send in your hits.

« Last Edit: October 02, 2008, 08:51:23 AM by Sean Hannity »
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #302 on: October 02, 2008, 08:50:33 AM »
* Breaking News on Decision 2008!

We're reporting live from Area 51, where an attempt was made on the life of Thomas Whitmore, the president who saved us all from alien extermination. Mr. Whitmore must have endeared some hate from both of the remaining communist and scientist groups, as they both sent men to take out the heroic leader. The confusion at the scene must have bought some time for the President to get in a jet and get the hell out of there. His last radio contact was this, " ... barely made it out of there... gonna go teach those damn Belgians a lesson..". We don't know what Belgium has to do with this conspiracy, but we'll be sure to keep you posted.

(therul has been smeared by the commies and the scientists. He was a delegate.)

I'll edit the post above me for the update.

Delegates, you have 24 hours to vote, or until everyones voted. Good luck!
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #303 on: October 02, 2008, 12:43:02 PM »
Hey, having everyone come after me must count for something!
Now to Belgium.  Anyone else want waffles?
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #304 on: October 02, 2008, 12:48:39 PM »
Well, at least that's less death for the rest of us.

I'm voting Thurmond.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #305 on: October 02, 2008, 12:51:06 PM »
Once again, I feel I must make my case against Prez, the first teen president. Friends, his inexperience is indisputable and I shudder to think what this country will become under his incompetent leadership. Furthermore, he exhibits shocking levels of ageism in his smear campaign against me by accusing me of eating apples. Everyone knows the elderly cannot eat apples without having them pureed first. He really hurt my feelings with that remark. *sniff*  :'(

To that end, I cast my vote for (or against) Johnny Unusual.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #306 on: October 02, 2008, 12:53:29 PM »
Did I ever say it was an unpureed apple?

Also, get our troops out of Vietnam, groovy cats!


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #307 on: October 02, 2008, 01:31:36 PM »
I still think it's Strom Thurmond.  Little at him over there, eating that apple.  What's he planning?

I believe this implies a single apple, as opposed to applesauce.

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #308 on: October 02, 2008, 01:36:47 PM »
esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel) Shall receive a vote from me this round.

I think there may be some communist propaganda hidden in that backwards name of his.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #309 on: October 02, 2008, 02:04:55 PM »
Mr. Adams, first of all, you were great in Shoot 'Em Up, and secondly.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


zzzzzzzzzzzz................ huh, what, and that's why I vote for that old guy yelling about the apple
flesyht etah tsum uoy ,flesyht evas oT


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #310 on: October 02, 2008, 02:14:42 PM »
What in tarnation - there's a teenager here? Why isn't he with his statesmen defending sacred Southern ground from Northern aggression? I cast my vote for him to end this foolishness.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2008, 02:16:14 PM by RobtheRebel »


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #311 on: October 02, 2008, 02:19:16 PM »
i vote for thurmond


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #312 on: October 03, 2008, 09:18:29 AM »
* Live from New York City, it's Sean Hannity!

Shocking news ladies and gentleman! Earlier today, Strom Thrumond was voted out of the race! We have a live feed from the event!

Aide: Mr. Thuromnd, I regret to inform you sir, but.... you've been voted out of the race.

Thurmond: What's that? My soups ready?

Aide: No sir, you're no longer candidate for President.

Thurmond: What's that? I'm no longer a carrot?

Aide: NO SIR! YOU'VE BEEN VOTED OUT OF THE RACE FOR PRESIDENT.

Thurmond: Wha? But.. they'll find out! *ACK*

Shortly thereafter, Mr. Thurmond suffered a fatal heart attack. Falling out of his coat pocket was this.




A tiny Communist Flag!

Further searching of his office and home revealed other incriminating evidence, all tieing Strom Thrumond to the Communists who've been running amok in the election. Hit orders, bomb instructions, even plans to build an Alien mothership! ( Somehow ) Given the condition of Strom Thurmond, we can only assume that there must be someone else working with him. We can only hope that their identity is revealed before the next attack.

(wurwolf has been voted out. She was a Communist.)

Update.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison) (Voted out Round 3. She was an Investigative Journalist.)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs) (Smeared by the Communists. He was a Delegate.)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale) (Outed by a Pundit Round 5. He was a Scientist.)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)(Smeared by the Communists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader) (Voted out Round 4. She was a Communist.)
12: Tank (Rudy Giuliani) (Smeared by the Scientists. He was a Pundit.)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore) ( Smeared by both Commies and Scientists Round 6. He was a Delegate.)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 3. He was a delegate.)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale) (Smeared by the Communists. WTF pwned by the Bots Round 3. She was a delegate.)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton) (Voted out Round 6. She was a Delegate.)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond) (Voted out Round 6. She was a Communist.)
21: Pak-Man (President Max) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore) (Voted out Round 5. He was a delegate.)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

Tiebreaker.

 Jacob - 2
Rob - 1
flockofrabidsheep - 1
Agent Ispep - 3
Compound - 3
Johnny Unusual - 3

Mafia you have 24 hours to send in your hits.

Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #313 on: October 03, 2008, 09:31:43 AM »
*breaks down in wheelchair, sobbing*

You can't keep a good man down. The South shall rise again! Dixiecrats, unite!

Now to go find comfort in the arms of my maid and have 18 kids.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #314 on: October 03, 2008, 12:35:16 PM »
* Breaking News on Decision 2008!

This is unprecedented folks! Absolutely unprecedented! For the second time in a row, the Communists and the Scientists have teamed up to take down another candidate! The victim this time was Mike Gravel, who bizarelly decided to state his name backwards the entire election. Reports indicate that Mike Gravel was walking to his car, when someone pushed him down the stairs! A beaker was found at the top of the staris, indicating that it was a scientist who pushed Mr. Gravel down the steps. Mike Gravel was already gravely injured after this nasty fall, but than another Killer emerged from the shadows, this time stabbing straight through Mr. Gravel's heart with a spear. Attached to the spear was a Communist flag, obviously to take credit for the kill.  These are dangerous times America. It seems that our enemies are in cahoots ( or it could be a bizarre set of coincidences.) We can only hope  a brave American stands up to our enemies and brings justice back into this race.

( Jacob T. Caboose has been smeared by the Commies and the Scientists. He was a delegate.)

Update.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison) (Voted out Round 3. She was an Investigative Journalist.)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs) (Smeared by the Communists. He was a Delegate.)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale) (Outed by a Pundit Round 5. He was a Scientist.)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)(Smeared by the Communists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader) (Voted out Round 4. She was a Communist.)
12: Tank (Rudy Giuliani) (Smeared by the Scientists. He was a Pundit.)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel) ( Smeared by both the Commies and the Scientists Round 7. He was a delegate.)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore) ( Smeared by both Commies and Scientists Round 6. He was a Delegate.)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 3. He was a delegate.)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale) (Smeared by the Communists. WTF pwned by the Bots Round 3. She was a delegate.)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton) (Voted out Round 6. She was a Delegate.)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond) (Voted out Round 7. She was a Communist.)
21: Pak-Man (President Max) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore) (Voted out Round 5. He was a delegate.)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

Tiebreaker.

Rob - 1
flockofrabidsheep - 1
Agent Ispep - 3
Compound - 3
Johnny Unusual - 5

Delegates, you have 24 hours or until everyone votes. Good luck, and I just want you to know that we're all counting on you.

Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!