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Offline Nick

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #285 on: September 30, 2008, 04:26:19 PM »
*Breaking News from New York City!

It's unbelievable whats happened in the last 24 hours. We knew it was a matter of time before the scientists retaliated for the loss of their comrade Walter Mondale, they just needed to find out the identity of the pundit. At 9:00 EST, Rudy Giuliani was attacked on the streets of New York City. Reports are indicating that the former mayor was the pundit who outed Mondale, and that the perputrators who attacked Giuliani were hitmen hired by the scientists! Unfortunately for the would-be attackers, they had no idea that the mayor had the power of 9/11 on his side! He was able to beat off his attackers and escape unharmed. Unfortunately the mayor won't be able to help us anymore for he will have to go into hiding.

(Tank has been smeared by the scientists. He was a Pundit.)

In other news, John Adams has been admitted into a hospital following his collapse this morning. Preliminary reports indicate that he has been poisoned with radioactive residue, clearly this is the doing of the Communists. To add to the strangeness of all this, it hasn't been John Adams running for President, but Paul Giamatti dressing as Adams running. Odd, don't know how that got past everyone. Our thoughts and prayers are with the family of Paul Giamatti.

(whthat has been smeared by the Communists. He was a delegate.)

Update.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison) (Voted out Round 3. She was an Investigative Journalist.)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (John Adams) (Smeared by the Communists. He was a Delegate.)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale) (Outed by a Pundit Round 5. He was a Scientist.)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)(Smeared by the Communists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader) (Voted out Round 4. She was a Communist.)
12: Tank (Rudy Giuliani) (Smeared by the Scientists. He was a Pundit.)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 3. He was a delegate.)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale) (Smeared by the Communists. WTF pwned by the Bots Round 3. She was a delegate.)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond)
21: Pak-Man (President Max) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore) (Voted out Round 5. He was a delegate.)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

Tiebreaker.

 Jacob - 2
Rob - 1
flockofrabidsheep - 1
Agent Ispep - 3
Compound - 3
wurwolf - 3
Johnny Unusual - 3


There are 9 players left in the game. Lightning round rules are in effect.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2008, 06:44:58 PM by Sean Hannity »
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #286 on: September 30, 2008, 05:48:56 PM »
I still think it's Strom Thurmond.  Little at him over there, eating that apple.  What's he planning?


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #287 on: September 30, 2008, 06:20:36 PM »
Eating an apple?! Are you crazy, boy? I can barely gum this sammich. Apple. Sheesh.

The fact that you think I could actually eat an apple at my age just goes to prove your youth and inexperience. I'm casting my vote for (against) Johnny Unusual.

P.S. Not to mention you're telling everyone to "little" at me eating an apple.  :P
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #288 on: September 30, 2008, 11:30:32 PM »
John Adams made a good point about Thomas Whitmore in the last round. . . and now he's dead.  It would be just like the Commies to think we wouldn't think they were dumb enough to kill someone who accused them and do it because they think we wouldn't accuse them because we're smart enough to think they wouldn't even think to do that.  Maybe we're smart enough to think that they think that we wouldn't think that they'd think...uh...anyway.

My fellow Americans, ignore that.  Let's all have the strength and experience to make change happen and vote for therul (Whitmore).

Why are you all backing away?  I guess that slogan didn't work against Obama either.  You are a worth advisory, Whitmore.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #289 on: October 01, 2008, 08:31:50 AM »
My dear lady.  Just because I am now a widower, do not think that you could use your femine whiles on me.  You have none.
I listened to you bash Gore, and I had thought that maybe you knew something, which obviously you do NOT!. 
You tried to confuse everyone with you last speech, but it is obvious by the movment in you cankels, that you are being controled by another.
so my vote is for you Mrs. Clinton
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #290 on: October 01, 2008, 09:09:15 AM »
Hold up just a second who is really dead, Me John Adams or the imposter whthat?
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #291 on: October 01, 2008, 09:21:49 AM »
You are alive whthat is dead.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #292 on: October 01, 2008, 09:27:09 AM »
Am I the only one that saw Man of the Year? *Dead*


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #293 on: October 01, 2008, 09:30:23 AM »
Based on ticket sales, yes.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #294 on: October 01, 2008, 09:32:24 AM »
Hold up just a second who is really dead, Me John Adams or the imposter whthat?
I'm so Confused, I'll be in my trailer

Sorry Ispep. When the hit came in, the Mafia team called him John Adams. You can be John Adam's clone.  :)

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #295 on: October 01, 2008, 01:53:53 PM »
Thanks for clearing that up.

I vote Mrs Clinton or is it Ms. Clinton or Mr. Clinton?


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #296 on: October 01, 2008, 04:45:19 PM »
Arrgh. 20 frigging minutes....


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #297 on: October 01, 2008, 05:09:25 PM »
at the risk of sounding old and crazy....... I like applesauce

I vote for that cartoon kid
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #298 on: October 01, 2008, 05:51:14 PM »
Um... there's a comic book teen president and a comic strip would be President.  And Strom Thurmond who's the real world equivolent of Mr. Burns (not a kid though).

Also, I'm changing my vote to Hilary because I wouldn't want to die via coin toss.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #299 on: October 01, 2008, 06:47:24 PM »
We're past the deadline, guys. Or does the lightning round last until we've all voted?