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Offline whthat

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #255 on: September 28, 2008, 07:56:03 AM »
vote for sicgirl.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #256 on: September 28, 2008, 07:59:12 AM »
In case any of you were wondering, I increased the length of the round. It will be over about 7:00 EST.
Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #257 on: September 28, 2008, 11:56:00 AM »
Well, in an effort to not die. I'm changing my vote to Johnny Unusual (Prez).


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #258 on: September 28, 2008, 12:33:08 PM »
Well for the same reason, I'm voting SicGirl.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #259 on: September 28, 2008, 12:50:06 PM »
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP RECYCLING!!
P.S. dont read that article in the vip pic...but that headline seems kinda sleazy doesnt it?

Al makes a good point, but I have said the same many times before.  Screw global warming I say!  I have been saying penguins are bad for decades.  You remember that Al voted FOR penguins before I pointed out that they were bad.  He even made a movie about how much he loved the Penguins and I saw footage of him at the premier of Artic Tale. DO NOT DENY IT.

My sources tell me that Al Gore USES LINUX for god's sake.  Linux? Does your penguin love show no end?!  They have shown me footage of his army of penguins ready to take over the senate:



Mr. Gore, you SIR must shares in the Waffle House. Do not deny that you have said over and over again that you love those weird flightless artic birds.

You disgust me and make a mockery of my America!!
�mike5150� how tall are you?.....in gallons?


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #260 on: September 28, 2008, 04:52:41 PM »
zzzzzz....huh??  What??  I just woke up.... Oh poop....I'm dead now....*thud*

(LBeria = female, not that it really matters much)  ;)
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #261 on: September 28, 2008, 05:53:42 PM »
*Reporting Live from New York City, it's Sean Hannity!

Voted out of the race today was the ever-present Ralph Nader. He had been around for such a length of time that no one even really noticed him anymore, but that all changed Sunday night! At his press conference, he shocked the world by pledging his allegeiance now and forever more to the principles of communism, saying that one day the US would be swept up in the peoples revolution! Mr. Nader was arrested and is being held for questioning regarding the death of James Bond Stockdale. A round of applause must go out to the other delegates, who voted out this potential threat to the sanctity of the American life.

(Sicgirl has been voted out. She was a Communist.)

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison) (Voted out Round 3. She was an Investigative Journalist.)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader) (Voted out Round 4. She was a Communist.)
12:  Tank (Rudy Giuliani)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 3. He was a delegate.)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale) (Smeared by the Communists. WTF pwned by the Bots Round 3. She was a delegate.)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond)
21: Pak-Man (President Max)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

Tiebreaker

Jacob - 2
Rob - 1
Pak-Man - 3
flockofrabidsheep - 1
Agent Ispep - 3
Compound - 3
Raven - 1
a pretty girl is like - 1
whthat - 1
Tank - 1
mike - 4
wurwolf - 3
Johnny Unusual - 3

Mafia you have 24 hours to send in your hits.
Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #262 on: September 28, 2008, 06:56:38 PM »
Nice knowing you all.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #263 on: September 28, 2008, 08:30:42 PM »
Awesome job fellow Citizens

Unite Or Die!


jasimon1

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #264 on: September 28, 2008, 09:52:28 PM »
Ralph Nader never gives up!!! I'll see you in 4 years bitches!!!  :grr:


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #265 on: September 29, 2008, 10:02:54 AM »
*Breaking News on 2008!

President Maximillian I has been forced out of the race. Several questions were razed, most pertaining to the fact that there was a rabbit running for President. Do they even screen candidates anymore? His campaign advisor, Samuel, at the press conference today that they've received so many death threats in the last few weeks, that they will take time out if the race to find the people who wrote them and kill them. PETA had been protesting severely about his issue, saying that animals should have every right to run for President. Due to the absurdity of this, I must take a break to regain my composure.

(Pak-Man has been smeared by the Scientists. He was a delegate.)

In other news, Mr. Backlund was found dead this morning. Bob was one of Ralph Naders biggest decryers in the weeks leading up to his eventual vote-out of the race. There were already concerns for the safety of Mr. Backlund, but alas, security hadn't acted fast enough. When Bob Backlund turned the ignition of his car, it trigggered the bomb that ended his life. Many of noticed the blood thirsty nature of the Reds the last few weeks. There's a simple explanation for that friends, their Communists. Communists are born evil.

(Raven has been smeared by the Communists. He was a delegate.)

Update.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison) (Voted out Round 3. She was an Investigative Journalist.)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund) (Smeared by the Communists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader) (Voted out Round 4. She was a Communist.)
12:  Tank (Rudy Giuliani)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 3. He was a delegate.)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale) (Smeared by the Communists. WTF pwned by the Bots Round 3. She was a delegate.)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond)
21: Pak-Man (President Max) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 4. He was a delegate.)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

Tiebreaker

Jacob - 2
Rob - 1
flockofrabidsheep - 1
Agent Ispep - 3
Compound - 3
a pretty girl is like - 1
whthat - 1
Tank - 1
mike - 4
wurwolf - 3
Johnny Unusual - 3

Delegates you have 24 hours to vote. It starts.... NOW!!
Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #266 on: September 29, 2008, 10:45:13 AM »
Mrs. Clinton seems to have a thing for Al Gore.  I am going to go with that.
Vote: Al Gore
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #267 on: September 29, 2008, 11:19:08 AM »
I was bored to death by one of Al Gore's presentations.  I vote for him as payback.  I want those three hours of my life back and also we were promised cookies but there were no cookies to be had!!

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #268 on: September 29, 2008, 11:35:01 AM »
I still have a theory that Strom should not be trusted.  I'm back to voting for him.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #269 on: September 29, 2008, 11:56:48 AM »
I still have a theory that Strom should not be trusted.  I'm back to voting for him.

How could you vote for me?? Look at that face -- I'm nearly dead! I have no fight left in me at all. The only worry I have is whether or not those damned nurses come around to change my colostomy bag.

Young Strom Thurmond might have retaliated, but elderly Strom Thurmond is too infirm to know what he's doing. To that end, I'm voting for Walter Mondale. He has a chance!
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