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Offline Courtney

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #210 on: September 25, 2008, 08:50:28 AM »
Mafia, it's your time to play! You got 24 hours to send in the smears!

Shmears?  I knew it, the Mafia is Jewish.  I need to call my pastor for a prayer session.  I can't be around *these people*.




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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #211 on: September 25, 2008, 09:33:10 AM »
Mafia, it's your time to play! You got 24 hours to send in the smears!

Shmears?  I knew it, the Mafia is Jewish.  I need to call my pastor for a prayer session.  I can't be around *these people*.

Look how they massacred my Oy!
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #212 on: September 25, 2008, 10:25:50 AM »
* Sean Hannity reporting live from Alaska.

F&*k it's cold! Oh. Hello there folks. we have more news from Decision 2008.

There were ugly rumors floating around that Sarah Palin wasn't as religous as she professed to be. Of course this was nonsense, but evidence found in her Alaskan log cabin reveal other things. She had a hunting rifles, and several of the delegates had bullseyes on their heads. I admire Mrs. Palin's passion, but apparently some liberal types got upset over this apparent vigilantism so Sarah Palin can no longer run for President.

( Courtney was smeared by the Scientists. She was a Vigilante.)

Breaking News Ladies and Gentleman! Another candidate has been taken out of the race. An anonymous tip was given to the FBI, stating that Mr. Cordell was planning on holding a Communist rally in his hometown. Of course the FBI investigated but they didn't find any evidence of Communism. Instead, they found piles of burned Bibles and a song on the record player constantly saying " I'm an Atheist and I'm ok." Thank the All-Powerful that this evil, God-Hating scientist was taken out of the race. And I guess a little thanks can go to the Commies. Hey, even they can do some things right!

( TeamRAD was smeared by the Communists. He was a Scientist.)

Update.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin) (Smeared by the Scientists Round 2. She was a Vigilante.)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader)
12:  Tank (Rudy Giuliani)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell) (Smeared by the Communists Round 2. He was a Scientist.)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond)
21: Pak-Man (President Max)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor (Killed by citizen vote Round 2. He was a delegate.)

anais.jude - 3
LBeria - 2
Jacob - 1
Rob - 1
Pak-Man - 2
sicgirl - 1
flockofrabidsheep - 1

Delegates, time to vote! You Have 24 hours to do so! Investigative Journalist send me your guess!
Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #213 on: September 25, 2008, 10:27:54 AM »
Commie bitches!  Enjoy this Alaskan ass as it walks away.  As it walks away to the White House!  Lipstick!

*dies*

*finger twitches*

OR DOES SHE?  dun dun dun.




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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #214 on: September 25, 2008, 11:07:23 AM »
Commie bitches!  Enjoy this Alaskan ass as it walks away.  As it walks away to the White House!  Lipstick!

*dies*

*finger twitches*

OR DOES SHE?  dun dun dun.

Um...you were killed by the Scientists...


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #215 on: September 25, 2008, 11:10:52 AM »
Commie bitches!  Enjoy this Alaskan ass as it walks away.  As it walks away to the White House!  Lipstick!

*dies*

*finger twitches*

OR DOES SHE?  dun dun dun.

Um...you were killed by the Scientists...

Um duh, all of those who are against me and my beliefs are communists.  Oh they're all can put sciencey lipstick on and call themselves what they want, but they're all commies. 




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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #216 on: September 25, 2008, 11:12:01 AM »
Commie bitches!  Enjoy this Alaskan ass as it walks away.  As it walks away to the White House!  Lipstick!

*dies*

*finger twitches*

OR DOES SHE?  dun dun dun.

Um...you were killed by the Scientists...

Um duh, all of those who are against me and my beliefs are communists.  Oh they're all can put sciencey lipstick on and call themselves what they want, but they're all commies. 

You're right. Sorry.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #217 on: September 25, 2008, 11:40:48 AM »
I am voting for Opus D Penguin (compound)
For being so far left that he has to be communist.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #218 on: September 25, 2008, 12:12:36 PM »
Hmm. I'll go with former Meadow Party candidate Walter Mondale. (A Pretty Girl Etc.) Why? Because I'm suspicious of everyone who took my advice and voted for the bots. No one ever listens to me. Ever.




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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #219 on: September 25, 2008, 12:27:47 PM »
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uh uh what?!

Oh it's you again, the angry old man from before, I thought I killed you, but no matter, I'll get you this time, look at you sitting behind that window  in that chair that looks just like the one I'm sitting in, staring at me, I know what you want, you want one of my Ice Cream Cakes, eh? well here's a brand new one, I call him Mr. Riflepuss

*shoots mirror*

that took care of that rat commie scientist liberal elitest

now on to business..................... I vote for that rabbit fellow, animals do not belong in the oval office................ unless it's on a dinner plate HAHAHAHA

*coughs, grabs chest and falls to the floor*
« Last Edit: September 25, 2008, 12:30:01 PM by levarG "levraC moT" ekiM »
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #220 on: September 25, 2008, 12:42:05 PM »
Hmm. I'll go with former Meadow Party candidate Walter Mondale. (A Pretty Girl Etc.) Why? Because I'm suspicious of everyone who took my advice and voted for the bots. No one ever listens to me. Ever.

Ummm...I didn't take your advice.  You didn't even vote the last round I don't think.  If anything I took whthat's Tank's advice.

I shall vote later.

*edit* put in the wrong advice giver.  Put in.  Put.  In.  Hmmmmm....
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #221 on: September 25, 2008, 12:57:32 PM »
I'm gonna vote the the deathly ungroovy Strom Thurmond.  Only science could revive him and he's old enough to be Karl Marx.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #222 on: September 25, 2008, 01:45:21 PM »
After Just watched the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" on one of those new fangled Dvd Projectors.
I must cast my vote for the only person here that even though they are not a scientist they are acting like a scientist and therefore must be on the side of the scientist Communist party.    Al Gore (Mike5150)




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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #223 on: September 25, 2008, 02:45:07 PM »
Solitary confinement taught me to think for myself.  I'm going to stick to my original gameplan and vote for Opus D. Penguin (Compound).  We would never have allowed someone like that in the Citadel during my tenure!  Silly flightless Antartic bird....  Obviously some scientific experiment gone wrong.... 

Oh yeah....gridlock!
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #224 on: September 25, 2008, 03:19:56 PM »
I vote for John Adams for getting an HBO movie about his life but not mine! (I died in 60 days!)