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Offline Nick

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #180 on: September 23, 2008, 07:41:47 PM »
One of the bots voted for you. And don't worry about Tripe.

Mr. Hart pulled into his driveway when he noticed something odd. There was large statue of Lenin, made out of chocolate, on his front lawn. The media ate this up, accusing Mr. Hart of being a red. This wasn't true of course, but he had to bow out of the race because of the undue attention.

(TripeHoundRedux has been smeared by the Commies. He was an Investigative Journalist.)

A series of accusatory ads have been airing, claiming that Bob Dole was good buddies with Charles Darwin. Dole was outraged at the ads. Everyone knows he was best buds with Gregory Mendel! Nevertheless, Ole Bob can no longer participate in the run for President.

(Bairman has been smeared by the scientists. He was a delegate.)

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart) (Smeared by the commies Round 1. He was an Investigative Journalist.)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole) ( Smeared by the scientists, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader)
12:  Tank (Rudy Giuliani)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond)
21: Pak-Man (President Max)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger (Killed by citizen vote, Round 1. He was a delegate.)
25: President Luthor

Tiebreaker

Luthor - 2
anais.jude - 2
LBeria - 1
Jacob - 1
Rob - 1

It's citizen time! You have 24 hours to vote. Investigative Journalist, give me your guess.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #181 on: September 23, 2008, 08:41:07 PM »
I'll start of with voting for Nader.  Something I'll never likely do again.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #182 on: September 24, 2008, 05:03:32 AM »
Sigh, well I guess I'll just go sailing then.



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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #183 on: September 24, 2008, 05:18:51 AM »

Don Cordell's a Marvel-guy...

I vote Luthor.

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #184 on: September 24, 2008, 05:37:22 AM »
I vote for the angry old man!!!
flesyht etah tsum uoy ,flesyht evas oT


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #185 on: September 24, 2008, 05:54:26 AM »
Which one? God, there's like a billion of them.
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #186 on: September 24, 2008, 05:56:29 AM »
The white one?


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #187 on: September 24, 2008, 06:01:43 AM »
flesyht etah tsum uoy ,flesyht evas oT


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #188 on: September 24, 2008, 06:08:30 AM »
I hate that guy.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #189 on: September 24, 2008, 06:09:51 AM »

Strom, today's choice for soup is too shabby, eh?

*eats his buttercup squash soup*

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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #190 on: September 24, 2008, 06:20:05 AM »
Too true, and you just know some minority has had their thumb in it while bringing it to my wheelchair. *grumble*
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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #191 on: September 24, 2008, 08:14:19 AM »
*walks in using the walk she learned on America's Next Top Model, even though she doesn't care for the ethnic people, but she can't miss a show with "America" in the title*

*strikes pose*

You know, we have a saying where I come from.  What's the difference between a delegate and a Scientist or Commie?  Lipstick.  And righteous correctness.  And Jesus.  I vote Luthor.




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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #192 on: September 24, 2008, 08:34:41 AM »
Luthor is as good a vote as any at this point. He gets my vote.


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #193 on: September 24, 2008, 08:40:38 AM »
i vote luther


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Re: Mafia 14: Politics of Personal Destruction Edition
« Reply #194 on: September 24, 2008, 09:19:14 AM »
How can we vote out a man with a  robot battle suit! I vote for Don Cordell for starting this unsettling trend of eliminating irrational thinking!