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Offline therul

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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #135 on: September 21, 2008, 07:54:17 AM »
I am surprised noone picked Richard Nixon's head...   >:D
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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #136 on: September 21, 2008, 07:56:31 AM »
Well I played him a couple of games ago.


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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #137 on: September 21, 2008, 08:20:13 AM »
I am surprised noone picked Richard Nixon's head...   >:D
I'm just glad no one picked Richard Nixon's nose!  :rimshot:  Thank you, Thank you...I'm here all night..dont forget to tip your moderator!

yeah thats right, I'm 12 yrs old.  ::)


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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #138 on: September 21, 2008, 11:27:06 AM »
Geez! Still facing technical difficulties.  Either the co-ax cable coming into the house has a break/short in it.   That or the signal splitter (I get my internet from the cable company) is malfunctioning.  it's so bad now that I have decided to step down as GM, rather that rather than inconvenience the assembled players any further.  It's intermittent at best, and it could be 3 or 4 days until I can get a service call to take place.  I deeply apologize for any undue stress that this may cause/have caused.  Hopefully I will be able to host Mafia 16 (as I believe someone else has called dibs on 15)  Whomever wishes to carry on as GM does so with my blessings.


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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #139 on: September 21, 2008, 11:41:57 AM »
Man H-TOM, this is my first time playing..and you are causing me undue stress? I dont know, I just hope lawyers dont have to get involved.  :'(


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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #140 on: September 21, 2008, 02:00:09 PM »

Does anyone want to step in and GM this game? If not, I'll step-up with Game 15 and start the sign-ups tomorrow morning.

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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #141 on: September 21, 2008, 02:53:48 PM »
*A humble man steps in.

I guess I can GM this game. I had fun with the last one. Of course I must remove myself from the game.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader)
12:  Tank (Rudy Giuliani)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond)
21: Pak-Man (President Max)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24:
25:

Because I'm such a slave-driver, people have 24 more hrs to sign-up or we'll start without them.

See you tomorrow!

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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #142 on: September 21, 2008, 03:55:34 PM »
My access is still a bit iffy, but I wish you all the best of luck.  Meanwhile, I'll get to work polishing up the 'script' for 16,,,


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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #143 on: September 21, 2008, 08:18:27 PM »
All right you Godless liberals, hurry up!
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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #144 on: September 22, 2008, 07:37:27 AM »
Could we get this thread stickied?


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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #145 on: September 22, 2008, 08:17:18 AM »
Could we get this thread stickied?

I just PM'd gammer.


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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #146 on: September 22, 2008, 08:23:51 AM »
Well, I don't think we're going to get two more, so I'm just gonna fill in two dummy bots in the spots. We'll start the game around 2:00 EST.

1: TripeHoundRedux (Gary Hart)
2: Anais.jude (William Henry Harrison)
3: Compound (Opus D. Penguin)
4: Bairman (Bob Dole)
5: Courtney (Sarah Palin)
6: whthat (Tom Dobbs)
7: a pretty girl is like (Walter Mondale)
8: flock of rabid sheep (Benjamin Harrison)
9: Raven (Bob Backlund)
10:  Johnny Unusual (Prez, First Teen President)
11: Sicgirl (Ralph Nader)
12:  Tank (Rudy Giuliani)
13: esoobaC .T bocaJ (Mike Gravel)
14: T-RAD (Don Cordell)
15: Agent_Ispep ( John Adams)
16: Therul (Thomas Whitmore)
17: jewishcarpenter (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho)
18: LBeria (James Bond Stockdale)
19: AmandaGal (Hillary Clinton)
20: wurwolf (Strom Thurmond)
21: Pak-Man (President Max)
22: Mike5150(Al Gore)
23: RobtheBarbarian (Jefferson Davis)
24: Governor Schwarzenegger
25: President Luthor
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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #147 on: September 22, 2008, 11:03:41 AM »
Pms have been sent. The game will begin shortly!
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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #148 on: September 22, 2008, 11:24:25 AM »
* Reporting live from the Fox News Center in New York City, it's Sean Hannity with the latest on Decision 2008!

Well America I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Barack Obama has come down with leprosy and can no longer run for president! Obviously this is a sign from God, showing that he hates liberals and will probably send them all to Hell when Judgement Day comes.

The bad news: So has John McCain. This is obviously a cheap ploy by liberals to try and stop the inevitable election of McCain, those damn liberals and their evil schemes!


Pictured: A Liberal.

Because of these bizarre circumstances, new delegates have been summoned to run for president. Although unconstitutional, most Americans now a days don't even know what a constitution is and just accepted it. That's the way America! Eat up whatever conservatives tell you, but question every word from a liberal, even their sexuality!

Of course, some unsavory groups have decided to use the confusion to get their candidates in office and destroy the core values of American society!

The first group that we know of: The scientists! These evil people want to do the unthinkable! Teach logic and understanding to our children! Just think of the madness this will cause! Next thing you know, they'll want to teach evolution in school! Or accept homosexuality! Ha ha ha ha!.... One of my aides just told me they in fact "do" teach evolution in school. And some states have legalized Gay Marriage. This can only be a sign of God's impending wrath on the Earth.

You know what's worse than Science? Communism! Dirty Reds have infiltrated the candidates and want to convert our capitalistic society into a "everyone is equal' Work together" Utopiastic fantasy bullshit! These candidates must be stopped!

How can we combat these threats? We have several ways my fellow Americans. The first way is to simply vote them out of the race. They must bow to the Majority bandwagoneer vote and leave the race. What? You thought we were going to kill them? What does this race look like, the Mafia? Here in America we are civilized and will let them go, hoping God strikes them with Herpes. Though I do like your forward thinking.

There are other ways as well. We have investigative journalists ceded amongst the delegates, digging up dirt on the candidates. They will than give this information to pundits, embarrassing them on National Television!

This is the most important election in history ladies and gentlemen. We mustn't let this liberal scum win and destroy Christmas. I believe in you. Good luck to you all. (Except for you liberals. You can have shitty luck.)

It's Citizen time! Citizens you have 24 hours to vote!

*Note: The investigative journalist and pundit are the same as Informant and Vigilante respectively to those of you who were confused.


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Re: Mafia 14 Sign Up Now!
« Reply #149 on: September 22, 2008, 12:00:07 PM »

*Note: The investigative journalist and pundit are the same as Informant and Vigilante respectively to those of you who were confused.




Can someone who was confused by this raise their hand so I can vote for you?