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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2008, 09:27:54 PM »
No, it's time to learn today's lesson.  And for that, we turn to the Wheel of Morality!

Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn!  Tell us the lesson that we should learn!  And the moral is...

Moral #12:  Never keep a gorilla in your house.  They just don't make very good pets.
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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2008, 09:33:37 PM »
Well, yeeeeeeah... but technically, my pet's an APE, and my house is the Empire State Building.  I should be all right, right?

But I digress.  It's that time again!


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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2008, 09:44:59 PM »
Time to riff Red Dawn?
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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2008, 12:51:50 AM »
to dress a monkey in a suit and teach him how to square dance?
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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2008, 12:59:26 AM »
Nooo, it's time to learn today's lesson, and to find out what it is, we turn to the Wheel of Morality!  Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn.

Moral number 90

And the moral of today's story is:

"Picard was the much better captain, get over it."
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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2008, 04:42:21 AM »
oh Ronin, truer words were never spoken.

and case is closed, cause ya know what time it is?


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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2008, 08:05:08 AM »
To get rid of the Jonas Brothers?
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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2008, 08:20:15 AM »
To notice that the That Movie filter isn't in effect anymore?

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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2008, 08:33:39 AM »
No.  It's time to learn today's lesson.  Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn tell us the lesson that we should learn

Lesson #1 "When in bed with the bosses wife, make sure you're the boss."
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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2008, 08:35:53 AM »
Now if eveyone followed that rule, soap operas would be a lot more boring!



but ya not wasn't boring? It's that time again


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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2008, 08:36:45 AM »
time to show off the speedo?
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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2008, 08:39:16 AM »
To recycle the cardboard things that let us hold hot cups of coffee?


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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2008, 08:46:19 AM »
No, it's time to learn today's lesson.  And for that, we turn to the Wheel of Morality!

Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn!  Tell us the lesson that we should learn!  And the moral is...

Moral #37:  Lathering and rinsing is perfectly fine, but repeating is just plain wasteful.
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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2008, 08:56:03 AM »
Wow, I wish I knew that before I washed the car.

But now that I am all clean, It's that time again.
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Re: Wheel of Morality
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2008, 09:03:01 AM »
To set our clocks back one hour?